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at this point in time i have absolutely no doubt in my mind that you DO wear pink lacy undies ! but thats ok .. i'm not one to judge :D 
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Yep! I'd pick that little bunny up and look deep into it's little bunny eyes, while it's little bunny nose twitches and say, "Look here, little bunny, you won't get another alfalfa sprout from me if you don't stop your kickin' nonsense." Then I see that little bunny's teeth as it leers at me and quickly put it down. We now have an understanding between Haunted and the little bunny.
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this is almost exactly what Fred looks like, only he has almost no brown, its all black:
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Years ago, when I had shall we say issues, I put a gun to my exs head.
If you knew her you would understand why. No one has ever made me as angry as she did. Thing is even though we are no longer together and are both off on our seperate ways, we still have love for each other. Sickening isnt it?
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i had an ex that gave me anxiety attacks .. only i didnt know what they were.
i think she is the kind of person that made people hit her in the past but i dont live anywhere near that world - i just internalized it. it ended up causing pain in my back and chest .. to the point where i was walking to volleyball one day and i had to turn around and head back because my back was so messed up. it blew my mind that stress could affect me in that way.. (she was a fucking psychotic) but i never even once told her to fuck off .. her or anyone else for that matter... (not even on the forum :) so now that i've internalized for the last 44 years of shit .. i'll probably go crazy and kill someone with my teeth for not signalling a turn some day.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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Eventually I did lose control a couple of times; both times I ended up causing myself pain rather than him (figures). It takes a lot to set me off, I don't get mad very easily. But when I do, I tend to take my anger out on walls and other things that hurt a lot when I punch them. I never take my anger out on other people, even when they deserve it. I always take it out on me....lol.
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