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Old 05-19-2005, 06:16 AM
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I had a girlfreind in high school who's mother was terrified to let her go anywhere with me....

See, when she was 15, she had a boyfreind (same age), and her mom walked in on her triding him like a horse. As she explained, she couldnt really pretend they were just making out or she was "coaxed" when she was perpendicular to him, bouncing like she was on a trampoline.


Her mother got in the way of a lot....
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Old 05-19-2005, 08:43 AM
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the only way out is to offer mom a seat on the table - and to take a number...
Good idea but she wasnt exactly a MILF. Now her 3 other sisters, thats another story.
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Old 05-19-2005, 08:44 AM
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Good idea but she wasnt exactly a MILF. Now her 3 other sisters, thats another story.
imagine if you had all of them on the table ... it would be like a human harmonica !
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Old 05-19-2005, 09:57 AM
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imagine if you had all of them on the table ... it would be like a human harmonica !
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Old 05-19-2005, 10:13 AM
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Better than playing the flute. HA HA HA.
i guess if you wanted to maintain the comparrison - you'd be talking about a pan flute
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Old 05-19-2005, 10:30 AM
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.........you bumped uglies.



as promised ... i thought this would make an interesting thread.
At least to me :)

i want to see Taylorsmommy's participation in this one ! :D
I'll never tell:D
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Old 05-19-2005, 10:34 AM
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COME ON!!!!! I wanna know.:(
Nope:D
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Old 05-19-2005, 10:42 AM
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Please, please, please, please. I'll do whatever you want.:D
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Old 05-19-2005, 10:43 AM
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Nein:D
thats ok. you can just PM it to me :)
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Old 05-19-2005, 10:47 AM
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thats ok. you can just PM it to me :)
Nope - no one will ever know!:)
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