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i found it ! god love ya, search function ...
'twas the night before Christmas, and all through the forum, The members were bickering, As is the decorum. Pictures were posted all over the place of MD's wee head Adorned with Kpro's wee face Some members were nestled all snug in their beds, With visions of monsters with multiple heads. And Rayne in her goth gear and me in my sweater sat down to write poems - the longer the better. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I shit in my pants there was a great splatter! away through the window went my head with a crash I tore open my veins on a long piece of glass the moon on the breast of the newfallen snow gave the luster of red from my bleeding, below when what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, but a miniature coffin and 8 zombie reindeer there's a creepy old driver with one hand on his dick it was a fake vampire some goth wannabe prick. more vapid than beagles his corsette off it came and he farted and stuttered and called them by name Now, Fulchi!, Now Miner, Now, Soavi! and Argento! On, Bava!, On,Raimi! On,Chrononberg and Romero! From the tips of their toes To the top of the head Slice away, Dice away Make them all dead ! As dry heaves as before the main vomit fly When they meet with a chicken bone mount to the sky. So up on the housetop the zombie deer flew with a coffin full of bodyparts and that goth poser too and then in a twinkling i heard on the roof the sounds of the zombies and that 'dressed in black' goof. As i drew in my head the glass cutting my feet down the chimney he came after beating his meat he all dressed in retro from some ancient year from his doc martin boots to his fake vampire gear a pair of glass fangs he had put in his mouth he was over compensating for what he was lacking, down south His eyes were lacklustre his pockmarks were many, he looked haggard and tired, From not 'getting any' His narrow little mouth was drawn up in a sneer "I'm here for your blood" I said "how 'bout a beer'?" His nails were all pointy and encrusted with grime he looked like a bum who had not a dime A thin ugly pale face and long stringy black hair a tattered old cape and stained underwear he was sallow and ill a right pathetic young vamp i laughed when i saw him, he looked like a tramp. when he raised up his cape and reared back his head i immediately knew i had nothing to dread he looked a bit nervous but still tried to attack he got one step closer before i kicked his nut-sack he puked and he retched some escaping his nose he collapsed into the fireplace and up the chimney he rose he stumbled to his coffin leaving barf in his path the zombie deer caught a look and started to laugh but i heard him exclaim as his 'sleigh' became free "Merry Christmas you fucker" and crashed into a tree. happy holidays kids ! kind of appropriate today, as there was wet snow mixed in with rain just now :(
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How soon we forget.....thats right...I ...newb...fancies himself a poet as well. Remember my reply to Bloodraynes poem.NO......well my fellow poets...your in for a treat.
Bloodrayne's the mother she keeps us all in line sometimes I'll act up on purpose so she'll spank my behind We've had Gore with his polio and Evis with Aids Turns out they both were mistaken twas attention they craved. Bodacious loves the big ones Kpro loves nine9 Fluff used to love VonPokemon at least when on-line. Zwoti and Shanks Are our brothers from the UK One loves movies the other drinks all day. Vod is a site pimp a better guy you've never met Cheeba's got a split personality are you Scared Yet Urgeok is a noob and a bit of a post whore but he's wise and funny and never a bore Hatebreeder's a cool kid as is massacreman and f13fan Lucky likes her picture someone please take away the vid-cam Juanhacko is one of our elders Drac-in-Dallas is old as hell filmaker2 is catching up to the geriatric crowd as well. We have some real beautys on this horror forum site there's Rebel,Fairy,Bloodrayne and try as I might I can't fit them all in in one verse so I'll continue over here we have Angelkill,Gothic-chic Orangestar and whats worse this is the third verse of hot chicks I know I'm leaving some out Like Littlemiss,Fluff,Wickedlady and Tachi Hey, has anybody seen Ginger about. Haphazard is our HDC clown Feral and Darkwing never stay could someone get me an interpreter what the fuck did Modestas just say Last edited by newb; 05-02-2005 at 09:45 AM.
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