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eek.. Michael Bay?
If he redoes it, expect a huge budget, big name actors, sweeping camera pans for EVERYTHING, and a slight sepia tone throughout the movie.... And fuck any thoughts of character developement or plot. it will be "Sterotypes caught in action situation. turn off your brain and enjoy the ride" Not that i hate everything he has done (I rather like the rock), but he is an ex music video director... they dont have a fantastic track record of producing very watchable movies...
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Yeah.. Armageddon was fun, but pretty stupid.
He did bad boys, which was good, then the rock, then started a downhill slide...
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Dont give me that... WHo didnt like the Avengers? Cmon! He was a TEDDYBEAR!
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that was one of the touches that was like the origional series (the teddy bears)
that and the bees. with a few twists and turns that could have been a really good movie ... sean connery was a huge mistake - or the writing concerning the villian - or both
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It's called fucking originality
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The Amityville remake is a perfect example. The original was a great movie, but then they came along this year and smash-cutted the shit out of it, going for cheap scares at the expense of story.
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Spike Jonze = former music video director
hell, even Scorsese directed a music video
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