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Old 03-18-2005, 08:40 AM
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I once knew a girl, her batteries in her dildo ran out.... she was using it whilst sitting on a vibrating washing machine on full spin, the nearest thing to hand was the fridge, so she carried on with a cold chicken leg.
chicken n fish :D


i've heard the washing machine deal before ..

girls are lucky - they can get off anywhere anytime ..

motorcycle, water circulation valve on a swimming pool, showerhead, etc


a little tougher to hide what a guy has to do ..


'uhhhm, i'm starting my gas lawnmower'
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Sick-Your dad in a chicken suit

Gross-Your dad in a chicken suit, doing a strip dance on the kitchen table for the whole family
I'd just say "Dad, Get a fuckin life". Then as fast as I could I would RUN out of the damn room. Ugh!:eek: :)
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Old 03-18-2005, 08:42 AM
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chicken n fish :D


i've heard the washing machine deal before ..

girls are lucky - they can get off anywhere anytime ..

motorcycle, water circulation valve on a swimming pool, showerhead, etc


a little tougher to hide what a guy has to do ..


'uhhhm, i'm starting my gas lawnmower'

Not easy as you think. You guys can use Vacuum cleaners, do it while sitting at a table under the table etc. It takes us a lot of time and effort................................sometimes.;) :D
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Old 03-18-2005, 08:46 AM
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Not easy as you think. You guys can use Vacuum cleaners, do it while sitting at a table under the table etc.
looks dangerous :p

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Not easy as you think. You guys can use Vacuum cleaners, do it while sitting at a table under the table
thats a one way - incredibly embarrasing - ticket to the emergency ward right there..


and no shanks, i havent tried it :D
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Old 03-18-2005, 08:48 AM
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thats a one way - incredibly embarrasing - ticket to the emergency ward right there..


and no shanks, i havent tried it :D
It was just a thought. If I was a dude, I'd do it just to see what it was like. J/K. LMAO bout the vacuum pic. That was totally what was needed at the time.!:D
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Old 03-18-2005, 08:53 AM
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It was just a thought. If I was a dude, I'd do it just to see what it was like. J/K. LMAO bout the vacuum pic. That was totally what was needed at the time.!:D

look ...

i'm not bigger than average ... but there is no way its fitting into a small metal tube ...

and thats really not the kind of suction that would feel good .. trust me
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Old 03-18-2005, 08:56 AM
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look ...

i'm not bigger than average ... but there is no way its fitting into a small metal tube ...

and thats really not the kind of suction that would feel good .. trust me
LMAO!!!! Try a pillow!J/K;)

It's much softer.
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and no shanks, i havent tried it :D
I bet you've thought about what it could be like, or considered it.:p
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I bet you've thought about what it could be like, or considered it.:p
ShankS, have you done it or thought about it...............tell us the truth.;) :D :p
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