Livin' it HDC (The Horror.Com Soap)

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. Fade into a shot of someone's closed eyes. everything is slightly quiet, but some faint sounds of struggling can be heard. The eye opens, suddenly everything becomes loud.

Rayne: Freak! RUN! RUN!!!

The camera moves to show Rayne struggling with Scarecrow and Murderdoll. They're getting close to Freak, but she keeps on jumping at their legs and stopping them.

Freak: MUM!

Rayne: JUST GO! I CAN HANDLE THIS!!!

Freak looks around. He looks at the hatch, but it's too near to scarecrow. He picks up a hammer and starts at the roof with the sharper end. He makes a small hole, then uses his hands to make it bigger. He begins climbing out then turns around.

Freak: Mum.

Rayne: I love you Freak! Don't ever forget that! NOW RUN!!!

He climbs out. Scarecrow punches Rayne and follows. Freak is working his way down the guttering. Scarecrow looks over the side of the house and smiles. He holds the hammer out over Freaks head, wiggling it around.

Scarecrow: Three...two -

A hand grabs him. There's a struggle. Rayne and Scarecrow are having a fist fight, Freak is hanging off the guttering, paralysed at the sight. Rayne kicks scarecrows leg. He loses his footing and falls, but grabs raynes leg. She manages to hold onto the edge of the hole.

Scarecrow: Hmmmm. I'm holding onto you, you're holding onto the ledge. You get up, I get up. Sounds fair. I let the boy get away and we sort it out between us.

Rayne: You know what. You can shove a cork up your arse.

Scarecrow: What?

everything goes into slow-motion. Whitney Huston I will always love you begins playing. Freak screams. Rayne looks at him and smiles. Her hand lets go of the edge and her and scarecrow fall. Rayne lands on Scarecrow, softening the impact. Everything goes back to full speed and she begins crawling away. Scarecrow picks up the hammer off the floor and hits her in the head with it. She slumps, then so does he. Freak gets down the rest of the guttering and begins crying beside Rayne.

Murderdoll: Wanna play cops and robbers? I'm the cops.

Freak screams. Suddenly, lots of police cars arrive. Murderdoll looks around.The front door of the house opens and a guy is standing there with a phone in one hand and a knife in the other.

Guy: Actually, they are bitch.

All the police get out of their cars. Murderdoll looks around angrily and screams. She looks at the floor. Freak's gone. Mothman appears from one of the cars.

Mothman: Finally.

He smiles. Fade to Newb's. Jenna is sitting at the bar.

Massacreman: I still can't believe you're engaged.

Jenna: It's wonderful. We've got all the plans.

Alkytrio: You leave town for a few months and you miss everything!

The door opens. Cheebs walks in.

__V__: Look what the cat dragged in. Another old face!

Phalanx: Hi you lot. Anything happen whilst I was gone?

Americanmaniac: You have no idea!

__V__: That reminds me. Someone else died...Kemal.

Alky: The policeman?

Americanmaniac: Who's replaced him?

__V__: Someone called Tic. He's pretty go-

Phalanx runs out. Fade to a shot of Gore sitting on a bench. Ferret wheels over.

Ferret: Gore. I know you and Disease fell out. He told me.

Gore: He doesn't give a shit about Dad.

Ferret: And why do you?

Gore: Because he's my dad! Do I need any other reason?

Ferret: YES! I'm a dad myself. But I'm a bad one simply because I'm not there. I doubt she even knows I exist.

Gore: Pinkfloyd never told?

Ferret: I phoned up last month. She said that "our daughter" doesn't need me in her life. I walked out when she was three days old. We hadn't even named her. I doubt I'll ever find out her name. Pink wouldn't tell me.

Gore: What's your point?

Ferret: She was right. I left her. I walked out and haven't done shit. I didn't feed her. I didn't clothe her. I didn't wake up when she was crying. I didn't judge her first boyfriend. And now she's 19. All I did was look after her mother when she was pregnant, and I did a shit job of that. But your dad didn't do that either. When your mum got pregnant, he was gone.

Gore: But he's still me dad.

You've got two half brothers. One's in prison, one's dead. You didn't even know you had them. There's only one person you can really speak to about this. And that's Crab.

Fade to a shot of the police station. Cheebs is running up some steps. He rushes in and sees Tic speaking to a receptionist.

Phalanx: TIC!

Tic: Phalanx?

Phalanx: I don't...I don't belive this.

Tic: Neither do I...

Phalanx: This is...this is great!

Tic: I told you to forget about it all.

Phalanx: You jumped in front of a bullet for me!

Tic: So?

Phalanx: You are the best person for the job! I...I can't believe it. I told mothman about you. Has he mentioned it?

Tic: Briefly. When we first met he said I as "the famous Tic."

suddenly the station is alive with activity. Lots of people are in there. Police, murderdoll and some other guys including the one who phones the police. Murderdoll is taken up to the cells. When the cell dor closes, Dude starts speaking.

Dude: Good to have you back.

MD: Fuck off. And there'll be more. Your slag got me arrested.

Dude: Fuck you. Where is she?

MD: HEr and Scarecrow were taken to hospital. They might be there a while.

Dude: I can wait. Me and her need to have a little chat...

Ending credits role.

[Freak]

Glad to see you finally brought it back.Nice job.

[ferretchucker]

Thanks, Like I've said before I love doing them but it's pretty difficult work.

[Dude Guadalupe]

Damn, I missed alot. Great job as always.





What's a slag?

[Phalanx]

It's a lugey

[Dude Guadalupe]

Oh that clears it up



Says the stupid american

[tic]

I am a hero yah!

Oh oh ...... who's betting I die next :(

[Dude Guadalupe]

I'll take that bet, maybe I'll even get to make it happen.

[tic]

Originally Posted by Dude Guadalupe

I'll take that bet, maybe I'll even get to make it happen.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Dude Guadalupe]

Admit it, it would be cool.





Admit it......go on......do it.