The "NO DRAMA" thread

[newb]

Originally Posted by novadawn969

When I was in chapel at my school, one of the new, younger male teachers stated this in a somber tone. The entire audience was so quiet.


I'm not sure you may have heard, but there was a tragic accident on the 101 (a local freeway)

A little boy was playing on an overpass with a fishing pole; just dangling it over the edge.
Then a Semi sped past. The hook caught, and the boy's arms were ripped off.

(Gasp i the audience, a couple confused looks, and a couple snickers)

They found and arrested the driver.
He was charged with armed robbery.








I thought it was gay, but alot of people were laughing, and even more were pissed.

BOO.....HISS

[scaryminda15]

that was awesome Newbie! that nun and father joke. lol

[Despare]

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pyjamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pyjamas."

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pyjamas?"

"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

[novadawn969]

Originally Posted by newb

BOO.....HISS

That's what I thought...

Just posting it for the lesser minded people... :p

[novadawn969]

Originally Posted by Despare

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pyjamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pyjamas."

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pyjamas?"

"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

Thank you for the mental image of an old man's penis...

































I think I'm going to puke now.

[Despare]

Originally Posted by novadawn969

Thank you for the mental image of an old man's penis...


I think I'm going to puke now.

Wuss !

[novadawn969]

Originally Posted by Despare

Wuss !

No... I just prefer mine younger... I can take the mental image of a younger man's penis.

I just don't dig old guys... Sorry. :p

[Despare]

Originally Posted by novadawn969

No... I just prefer mine younger... I can take the mental image of a younger man's penis.

I just don't dig old guys... Sorry. :p

You'll have to one day... ewwwwwww.

[novadawn969]

Originally Posted by Despare

You'll have to one day... ewwwwwww.

Well I don't have to worry about that for a long while. Unless I'm raped by some old guy... if he can get it up. :D








Psssst!!! - So will you ;)

[Despare]

Originally Posted by novadawn969

Well I don't have to worry about that for a long while. Unless I'm raped by some old guy... if he can get it up. :D








Psssst!!! - So will you ;)

I have a picture of my penis in the attic so no matter how old I get it never ages.