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As a gag once, my uncle called this talk to Freddy Krueger line and handed me the phone. I was seven, I think.
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Right now I hate data caps! My interent is now going slower than when it was first invented.
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I survice another day of Cubicle Hell...:(
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I work with cell phones. So not only do I get shit on for what fido did to their last phone but why they can't have a new one for free since they upgraded a day ago and never got the insurance. I think if the company would just pay me my horribly lacking pay of ten dollars an hour to bang my head on the wall I would get the same results. :D Getting paid to hurt myself would be easier I think.
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WORK SUCKS Can't they just pay me to watch movies all day long....
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Bored cops. So I'm leaving the parking lot of my job and getting on to an empty road and everything's fine until a cop going the other way pulls a UTurn and pulls me over. Couldn't imagine anything I did wrong but then he proceeds to tell me I didn't stop before leaving the parking lot and you have to come to a complete stop before exiting a private drive. Fuck that, I stopped, asshole. No ticket of course, he just wanted to see if there was something more he could get me on.
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People in my neighborhood. Okay, so I'm walking Harley Quinn, my new rottweiler puppy, around the neighborhood getting her used to people and the leash and teaching her to listen. People come and pet her and ask the following questions
"Awww, that's cute. Is it a boy or a girl?" Girl. "How old is she?" She just turned 3 months. "Wow. She's big, what kind of dog is she?" She's a rottweiler. "Oh... I gotta go now." You were just petting the damn dog... I'm fine with people who see her and don't want to come close, one less time I have to stop and answer those questions. But if you've already touched the dog and didn't get bit why would you get freaked out when you realize what type it is?
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