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Life is sweet. Anyway, more comments!
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Are you sure you want to die? You can never return.
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there will be no fund for your family.
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Well, I have to admit, I forgot I had to do a segment yesterday, so Here comes the next one. There will be one tommorow.
Opening credits role. Cut to the downstairs of Newbs. A thud is heard. Ferret: Great. What's he gone and done now. I knew I shouldn't have let him come. Missmacabre: Should we try to help him? Ferret: Nah. He'll Be okay on his own. Cut to the upstairs. Rayne is holding a pair of scissors over Gore. They're struggling. Gore: What the fuck are you doing?! HELP! HELP!!! Some noises are heard coming up the stairs. Everyone except ferret and massacreman are up the stairs. The thudding of the wheelchair being pushed up the stairs can be heard. Rayne stops what she was doing and stands there. Gore runs away from her. She makes a "Shhhhh" motion. They all stay quiet. Ferret: What's happened then? He reaches the bedroom and pushes past missmacabre. Everyone is still and silent. Ferret's face turns to horror. Rayne: Hello Daddy. She smiles maliciously. Fade to Jennas flat. She's on her sofa. Some alchohol bottles are strewn across the floor. She's crying whilst looking at a picture of Vod. She lifts a pot of pills to her mouth. There's a knock on the door. Mothman: Jenna? Jen? I know you're in there. Look, we need to talk. Tears run down her face. Mothman: You haven't said a word since...it happened. Come on. Would Vod have wanted you to be like this? She puts the pills in her mouth. The banging continues. Fade to the inside of the shop. Hammerfan is counting zero's change out. Hammer: 1...2...3...4...5...6. Zero: Thanks. Hammer: Wait up a second. I'm new here. That bar across the street. Zero: Yu-...I mean, Newbs? Hammer: When's it gonna open. Zero: Erm...Not for a while. Hammer: Is there any decent booze there? Zero: Are you asking me out on a date? Hammer: NO! Zero: Shame... Hammer: What? Zero: What? Hammer: You're a strange one Zero. I'll have to keep my eye on you. He begins to walk out and mumbles. Zero: I'll keep mine on you... Hammer: What? Zero: What? She sighs and he walks away smiling. Cut to Newbs. All the people are downstairs. They're sitting there, nervously. Gore: That's Raynie...I didn't even recognize her. Ferret: Trust you to make a move on your step-cousin. Disease: She is pretty Bangable. Ferret: God help me... Rayne: Shut the fuck up! They're all quiet. She walks around them, holding her knife. Rayne: Which one of you should I kill first? Disease: Gore. Gore: Disease. Rayne: I missed you two. They smile proudly. Ferret gives them an angry glare. Rayne: The annoying Dad who locked up my man? Ferret moves in his wheelchair nervously. Rayne: The tart who liked my ex hubby. Missmacabre Looks around. Rayne: The cousin who tried to make a move on me. Gore smiles apologetically. Rayne: The cousin who once DID make a move on me. Everyone looks at disease. He looks at the floor. Rayne: Or you. The guy who just happened to be here. The door opens. Voice: Or how about me? Everybody turns to look at the door. The light of the sun is creating a silhouette around the person. massacreman: Right on time... Rayne: Shit... __V__: Miss me? Rayne glares, __V__ smiles. Closing credits role.
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Am I busy sunbathing or something?
I think it's about time I killed someone. *apart from myself, which is looking more and more likely*
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Opening credits role. Show the last scene from yesterdays episode. Carry on the scene. Rayne: Look who decided to show up then. __V__: Hi Rayne, still a parent killing slut? Rayne: I hope you remember those words when I'm feeding your intestines to the dogs. __V__: Really? Hmmmm. I always thought that they prefered liver. Mine did, but then, they were all albino. Rayne: Shall we get to buisness? I'll shoot you in the leg, we struggle for a little bit, then I come out victorious. Let's go. __V__: You forgot one thing. I have an Xbox 360 and have 30, 000 hours on Halo 2. Rayne: So what? You're a geek? __V__: No. She points the gun at him and goes to shoot. He shoots first. He shoots the gun from her hand. __V__: Quick trigger finger. She looks from her hand, then to __V__. Her mouth is wide open. She goes to run away. He runs towards her, grabs her around the waist and picks her up. __V__: Ever seen the film Misery? Rayne: I don't waste my time infront of the screen. __V__: Well, you'll pick up the storyline. Ferret gets up. He walks over to the struggling Rayne. Rayne: What do you want? Go and fuck my mum, like you spent most of your time doing. He glares at her, then spits in her face. Silence, then... Rayne: I'LL KILL YOU ALL! I'LL FUCKING BREAK YOUR SPINES! I'LL RIP YOUR TEETH OUT ONE BY ONE! The noise fades as __V__ carrie her upstairs. There's a thud, then __V__ walks back down. __V__: That was fun. He smiles at the rest of the group. They all start laughing in a kind of happy/ scared way. Fade to the outside of Jennas flat. mothman and Tic are standing there. Mothman: She wont answer. I've tried everything. Tic: You don't think she's just asleep then? Mothman: Get real. This is serious. She's got a good lock too. I tried kicking the door down. tic: Wait there. e runs down the stairs and out the door. Mothman stands there in silence for a while, then he hears a muffled smash. The door opens. Tic is standing there. A window is broken behind him. tic: Phone an ambulance. NOW! Mothman gets out his cell phone and phones them. The camera moves around to show Jenna laying on the sofa, blood pouring from her nose, pills everywhere. Fade to Newbs. Disease: Remember me? __V__: How the hell could I forget? You felt up every woman at that bar. Massacreman: When was this? Gore: "97. we came over for a visit. Where were you? Massacreman: Studying in Nepal. Never again. Disease: Any babes? Massacreman: NEPAL!!! They all laugh. A noise is heard from upstairs. __V__ runs up there. He runs back down. __V__: She's gone. Ferret: WHAT? HOW? __V__: She smashed the fucking roof of the closet! Missmacabre: Phone the police! __V__: GIVE ME THE PHONE! Ferret: Isn't she still in the roof then? __V__: No. She smashed into the attic, then out the top. Disease: That's hot. Ferret: GO HOME! NOW! Gore: Do i have to? Ferret: JUST GO! Gore: We haven't got a key. Ferret: FUCK OFF NOW! __V__ puts the phone down. __V__: Where could she be? Think! Fade to the inside of Dante's flat. The doorbell rings. He answers it. Rayne is standing there. Rayne: Hey Pookie? Miss me? Closing credits role.
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