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Meet a woman who loves me as much as i love her
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www.myspace.com/themostsadistic |
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well since i was 10 i wanted to fuck jerry only but thats out of the question now, that im dating his 16 yr old cousin (hey ant-lol) and he's gettin married again.
so id hafta say get over my stupid ass stage fright and make some money singin my ass off. and also become a vampire :rolleyes: and almost forgot! marry my sexi, handsome, gorgeous boyfriend. love you baby. when you got the ring i got the answer:) |
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be a little less sexy and much less cool because everyone wants me and i can never decide
damn my horrible life |
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Either silence the voices that keep telling me constantly to 'kill them, kill them all' or make those bothersome lawsuits finally just go away.
CK |
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Bwind22- "Great minds think alike... And all others wind up with shit on their hands." |
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So, I like to fuck guys and date women. My ultimate fantasy? Be on the receiving end of a guy while having sex with a girl at the same time. I know, I know, WAY TOO MUCH GODDAMN INFORMATION. He started it. ;)
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Bwind22- "Great minds think alike... And all others wind up with shit on their hands." |
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She is physically attracted to women, but see s them the same way a frat guy does, give me the goods then get the hellout.
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) |
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