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did ya do her
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nice lol, mom, you got me laughing about that book again lmao!:D man, I know I've said several funny things due to Freudian Slips but I can't think of any right now! WAAAAH
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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HaHa...Another one just happened...
We just got back from getting ICEEs...I noticed that our cups had game pieces on them, so it went like this: Me: Hey guys, peel that thing off your cup and see if you won anything Seri: Mine just says something about a cruise...What can you win that's good? Me: Oh...Nevermind...It's just a thing for Cannibal Cruises.... Seri: Mom...I think your brain is messed up... Everybody: *laughing* Of course...I meant to say, "Carnival Cruises"
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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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i was present when this happened ...
a friend of mine went to the same girls as i did to get his hair cut. So we both new her very well.. he called while i was at my place and asked for an appointment to get a haircut and blow job. this is something that would be easy to laugh off now - but when this happened we were both around 17 - and he almost died of embarrasment
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I'm bumping this just cuz it was funny...And we have so many new people now...I figured we could get some funny new stories :)
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... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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I like the scene in "Jurassic Park" with the "ride" that takes you on a tour around the laboratories, and the lawyer looks at the scientists behind the glass and asks, "Are they...auto...erotica?"
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I was going camping with some friends, and we were packing up the car. I was going downstairs with a last armload of stuff, and my friend's boyfriend went to hand me a flashlight. I cuoldn't get my hand free and I was going to drop stuff, so I yelled, "Just stick it in me!" I had meant to say stick it in my bag, but that's not what came out. I ended up dropping everything anyway, because everybody was rolling on the floor after that.
It's terrible what impatience will make you say.:o
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