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well if God kills kittens everytime i wank my yanker...
than i'm in a shit load of dead kittens
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Ok, so I sat down and figured it out.
I started doing the deed when I was 12. Now, I figure that I do it on average 1.5 times a day. If I'm correct, that's 4,380 dead kittens.
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1.5? You must get cranky a lot then.....:)
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Anywhere from 1-2 times a day, so I just took the mean average, 1.5. No, I don't give myself blue balls every day.
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yeah thats what I was gona say.... you get caught out half way through:D
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wait............... ok one less kitten
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your not doing it whilst you post here?? lol which hand you got on the keyboard.
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who says im using my hand
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