The worst thing an evil sibling ever did to you!

[nine9]

Originally posted by wufong
When i was 12 my bother, his friend and i was out shooting. anyway my brother shot this kangeroo from his car. and he told me to go get it. n i said no. n he said go get it! and pointed the gun at me. so as iwas going to get the roo he called out my name and as i turned to answer he shot me in the foot. welll heel actually, and he and his friend drove off laughing, spending the next 15 mins driving back and forth laughing at me while i was hobbling along the side of the road. He stopped laughing when he finaly pulled over and itook my boot of in the back seat of his new car and bleed all over the his "fancy" carpet. of his precious new car

Now it all makes perfect sense...............LOL! :p :D

[Stingy Jack]

I have to admit that my older sister (2 years older) never did anything to me that I didn't have coming.

One time we had ordered some pizza, and my sister was old enough to drive (I wasn't.) So, she was going to pick up the pizza because she had to stop at Kroger for something. I wanted to go too, but she refused to let me. Well, I made my way out the van anyway and invited myself along.

We went to the Kroger first, and I made my way to the magazines while she picked up her thing. I saw her at the checkout, and so I walked up to her, noticing that what she was buying was a box of tampons. I couldn't figure out why she was so embarrassed to have me along while she was buying her tampons. Well, as soon as the clerk rung it up and bagged it, I grabbed the bag and said: "Thanks! I'll pay you back later." Then took off out to the van.

Next stop was the pizza. My sister was pretty mad at me at this point for embarrassing her in Kroger (I don't know why teenage girls are so prissy about their tampons), and so she didn't speak to me the whole way to the pizza place. I got out of the van with her to help her get the pizza, and when she got back in with the pizza, she took off, leaving me in the parking lot.

I ran after her as fast as I could, and when she thought I had enough, she finally stopped. But, for some reason, I kept running right past the van. I guess I thought it would be funny. But, seeing as I am adverse to exercise, I stopped running after several feet and turned around and walked back to the van. She was kind enough to let me back in.

We started driving home, and I guess I figured my tormenting her wasn't over. I started to play with her hair while she was driving, and she got majorly pissed off at me for that. She pulled the van over to the side of the road and started walking home herself. When she noticed I wasn't following her, apologizing for being an ass, she looked over her shoulder and saw me sitting in the van happily eating the pizza. Suffice it to say, she knew she would get in serious trouble with my parents if they found out she let me eat all the pizza while she walked home. So, she had to get back in the van and drive us home.

I tormented her like that all the time.