whats the best weapon to use when beheading some1

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[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
It depends what you're going for. If you want the victim to suffer, then you have to use a blunt weapon ... like a butterknife or a stick of salami.

If you want quick and efficient, I would have to say a lightsaber. Not only does it cut through the flesh like butter, but it cauterizes as it goes! Very little blood.

If you like blood, and want ragged skin, dangling throat, and dripping neck muscles ... I would recommend hanging the victim, then applying heavier and heavier wieghts to his or her legs until the head rips off.

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how about putting their head in a hole (like in rock or a wall), then snapping the body so the head pops off like a bottle cap?

[bwind22]

String piano wire across the street between two trees at about neck level. Make sure the wire's tight and the road is on the way to Sturgis. Then grab your video camera, pull up a lawn chair, and wait for the next guy on a motorcycle to drive by.

Simple, effective, messy, and inexpensive! What more could you possibly ask for?

[newb]

Bazooka.

[kpropain]

Good ole trusty meat cleaver.

[ShankS]

how about shoving someone head first into a man trap.

[movieman64]

The Fabulous Ginsu Knife