09-03-2009, 01:38 PM
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No redeeming qualities
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Southern Illinois
Posts: 482
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferox13
LOL - I've discovered an new sub genre - Grammar Nazi exploitation :-)
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Grammar Nazi: The School of Hell--a synopsis.
Act 1
Linda Spelchek is a linguistics student at Werdproh University. During the semester, a dozen female students have gone missing; the latest disappearence is Linda's room mate, cheerleader Blair. As with all the disappearences, no alarm is raised, as the absent-minded Dean of the university, Henry Clott, has explanations for all of them; in Blair's case, studying abroad in Italy. Linda doesn't believe that explanation, however; she and Blair were very close, both products of the foster care system, and Blair had never mentioned anything about studying abroad.
Despite her concerns, Linda continues her studies. Even though she is an undergraduate, she had been working with Professor Ilsa Blud-Clott, chairman of the Linguistics Department (and coincidentally, Dean Clott's wife), transcribing the text of an ancient document. Linda doesn't know what she is transcribing, only that is an incredibly ornate language, and Professor Blud-Clott is very demanding that Linda's work is exactly how it appears in the original text. She is soon joined by Brian Vessle, a medical student, who is the son of a senator, but with a wild rebellious streak, who is assigned to work under Professor Blud-Clott by the professor's husband as punishment for the theft of three cadavers which Brian was responsible for. Linda is confused by the assignment, however, because Brian has no predilection for transcribing, and Professor Blud-Clott has no interest in his work.
Meanwhile, Blair wakes up in a underground cell, naked and chained to the floor, along with the other 11 missing co-eds. None of them know why they are there. Twice a day, two keepers--both blond women dressed in latex dominatrix outfits emblazoned with swastikas--bring in meager rations and leave. The rest of the girls cower, but Blair demands to know why she is being held. The keepers proceed to administer a vicious beating to Blair without revealing anything.
That's all for now...
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