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Wowzers! That's so ambitious.
This has given me new hope! I just might trot down to the funeral home and ask for an internship. Bet they'll let me play with the dead guys!
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Or the morgue. I once read a kickass story that posited the question "what if Freddy Krueger worked at the morgue?"
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Oh, I'd suck Freddy.
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