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Old 11-26-2008, 04:00 PM
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here i sit
broken hearted.
paid a dime
and only farted

yesterday i took a chance
didnt pay and shit my pants.




thats the 1st thing that pops to my addled mind every time i see the subject line of this thread.
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Old 11-26-2008, 04:03 PM
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here i sit
broken hearted.
paid a dime
and only farted
I heard an updated one of that
"tried to shit" as the third line...yknow, on account of not paying anymore.

Although, might come back in...in the city here, there's some ridiculously modern self cleaning toilet booths...they cost 50c
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Old 11-26-2008, 04:08 PM
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i clearly remember dime toilets when i was a kid ... how insane is that ?


when we were young - but old enough to hang out - a big gang of us would go down to the woolworths in my hometown and sit at the soda fountain.
ice tea was all you could drink for 25 cents so this bunch of idiot friends and i would go there every saturday and sit there drinking ice tea until we drained the big container. the lady at the counter hated our guts.

we didnt do anything - we werent bad - we just drank her dry every single saturday.


fuck i'm laughing at the thought - i find that so damn funny now.


anyway - 1 of us had to make sure we brought a dime..... we'd all head to the can - the guy with the dime would pay to get us into the stall, then each guy would hold the door open for the next guy.

live in a small town kids.
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Old 11-26-2008, 04:20 PM
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If you added "and we all pissed allover the floor", that would be so me...
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Old 11-26-2008, 04:37 PM
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thats the 1st thing that pops to my addled mind every time i see the subject line of this thread.
For me, it's a song...Every time I see the title of this thread...I end up humming it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi0xAKNkbeo
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Old 11-26-2008, 05:08 PM
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Looks like this thread went to shit
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Old 11-26-2008, 05:16 PM
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Looks like this thread went to shit
Very punny :)
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Old 11-26-2008, 05:32 PM
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Long story. Its almost like a damn soap opera i kept calling her and she wouldnt answer she always does but this time she didnt. So i went over to her place and i have a key (we gave eachother keys to our apartments) i opened the door low and behold she was with some dude. So i left. She came over explained she didnt love me anymore then she said she loved him and that she was sorry and we could be friends. Not gonna happen.. i feel pathetic spilling my guts on a forum but your all people and have feelings so i figured i could get some cheering up. Im pretty depressed..
Snap out of it n00b.....obviously that hobag wasn't worth getting a stiff cock over. Time to move on, there's so many fine ladies out there....you live in California, get to the nearest beach and hook up with one of those California girls. You only live once, chalk that tramp up to experience and get out there and grab a nice piece of ass......you'll feel better in no time. Trust 'ol Drac....I know what I'm talking about. :cool:
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Old 11-26-2008, 05:34 PM
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Hahaha drac best advice i have ever gotten lol
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Old 11-26-2008, 05:50 PM
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Hahaha drac best advice i have ever gotten lol

no problem.....Dr. Drac is here to help....











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