I hate my Flatmates

[Disease]

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl

I'm tired of the "I'm pregnant" excuse. Every holiday I get SO IRRITATED at people who are pregnant or are pushing strollers (or both) and feel as though that just because they got knocked up it means that they can get in the way at malls and deserve special treatment... Just last week I was at the mall in the ATM line and a woman in a stroller ran into me from behind... And then glared at ME. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that women who aren't smart enough to get a sitter (or to put a condom on to begin with) SHOULD ALWAYS BE GIVEN THE RIGHT OF WAY.

Seriously, Disease, if she's PREGNANT then WHY is she flying and WHY is she sleeping on the couch? And, anyway, if your BITCHCUNT flatmates are going to make such a big deal about her being pregnant - Why don't THEY sleep on the couch? Why inconvenience JUST YOU?!

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I hate people.

I know, I was thinking that, if it's such a big deal to them they should give up their bed.... But they are Idiots and they make no sense what so ever...

[ferretchucker]

My sister boyfriend is always sleeping round and christ I hate him. He's just one of those people, but one of the main reasons I hate him is he takes control. He'll change the channel when he wants, he'll make a sandwich without asking, he'll put the radio on when he first wakes up if he feels like it. It fucking pisses me off!

[Disease]

When I had a shower this morning, my fuckknuckle Bitch flatmate had trimmed something in the shower... All these curly hairs all over the bath.. I tried to run them down the plug, but it seemed to be blocked...

So I tied a plastic bag to each foot, IT did the job....

[ChronoGrl]

Ewwwwwwww... The boyfriend just buzzed his hair and left the shaved bits around the sink. I feel your pain. :(

[ferretchucker]

Jesus Christ! GEt the shot gun and just end it now!

[hammerfan]

That's just disgusting. These people that you live with are pigs, dude! I'd be flipping out on them!

[crabapple]

Whenever they are there, you should put DEVO sunglasses on, turn a boombox on real loud and place it over one shoulder, and THEN creep weirdly around the apartment chanting "Hup-HO! Hup-HO! Hup-HO! Hup-HO!" and when they finally feel they must ask what the hell you are doing, well, turn the music up a little louder and smile.

[newb]

Originally Posted by Disease

When I had a shower this morning, my fuckknuckle Bitch flatmate had trimmed something in the shower... All these curly hairs all over the bath.. I tried to run them down the plug, but it seemed to be blocked...

So I tied a plastic bag to each foot, IT did the job....

Go shit in his bed.

[ChronoGrl]

So the Finnish family is at it again... Sounds like mom and/or dad locked the boy in his room... He's currently pounding on his door and screaming to get out...

My boyfriend's turning up the TV volume...

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That's just fucked up.

[Disease]

Actually, I'm pretty sure it was the chick he left the hair... I stood on a razor cover in the shower, and then chcked her razor which is atached to the shower wall via suction cup and it's cover was missing... Still, fucking gross though...

If they ever buy Apple Juice, so help me, I'm going to piss in it...