Babies Are MEAN!!!

[kpropain]

Originally Posted by urgeok

man - i got the 'mother of all puked on' when my kid was one years old.


we had a friend from the UK visiting and we all decided to take the subway downtown (30 minute ride minimum) to see the busker festival (street musicians)

i was holding my kid, facing me, and before we reached the second stop - the poor little guy puked a full bottle of formula on me, covering me from head to toe in this foul smelling gross sludge..

the entire car of people were laughing ans ewwwwing at the same time ..

so i say to my wife .. jesus I have to go home .. and she says ... just wait until we get downtown and we'll go to a store for a new shirt and shorts.

i look at her like she's speaking russian .. i was mortified to ride the one stop back, let alone go all the way downtown, walk down the street, walk into a store, browse. etc ..

this wasnt a spot on me here or there ...i was completely covered ..
and it stunk to high heaven too.

we went back home .. it was everything i could do to stop puking myself..

I know that had to suck dude, but that is fucking hilarious....:D

[kpropain]

Originally Posted by Vodstok

At once, no less.

Yeah I know that's the damn scary part....:eek:

[bloodrayne]

Originally Posted by Vodstok

The worst i have witnessed though was Lily trying to stand up, so she grabbed the closest thing she could find, latched on with all her strength and pulled. It was Bree's boob.

Oh yeah, the boobs...ALWAYS the boobs...It's like they think they're freakin' handles or something...

And I'm amazed sometimes that Dustin can still walk...It's pretty much a daily occurance that he has his softer parts either kicked, kneed, walked, crawled, stepped or stomped on...I'd be afraid to lay down with the baby in the same room...lol

[Thomasgeorge]

Ouch Must Be Painful

[Papillon Noir]

I don't have any mean babies stories, but I do have one about mean kids--and these are my cousins.

When I was a teenager, my aunt and uncle sent me and some of my cousins (all girls) who were my age, to go find their 4 children (all boys).

We were at the beach at the time and we look to find the boys sitting in a circle like little indians out on a sand dune. So were go over there, calling at them to come in but they don't move.

As soon as we approach them, they all get up screaming war crys and attack us. They had taken their socks off and filled them with sand and then used them as weapons to try to beat us.

We ran screaming back to the house, not even looking back to see where the boys were. My aunt and uncle asked what was going on and our response was "Don't go out there!", like some line out of a horror movie.

Looking back, it was all very dramatic and hilarious.

[can't get enough gore]

my uncle is dating a women who has two kids...i believe 5&8 they are demons from the pits of hell...the little one gets everything she wants-crys when she doesnt...wants to be included in everything etc. now the boy....calls me things like but munch and everything.....i'm 13 and if he ever really said something insulting or tried to pick a fight...there is always my 21 year old cousin who starts shit....of course the grown ups say that dispite him being annoying he is only 8 and you are bigger than him(i am actually bigger than all the uncles on my mom's side) i am just waiting for that little bastard to piss me off and i will clean his fucking clock...maybe wipe the floor with him:D and even if i get my ass busted for it i'll go home happy:D :D :D

[The Flayed One]

When my sister was really young, I had a terrible ear infection once. Felt like one side of my face was going to explode. I was laying on my side with my eyes closed, medication in my ear. She came up and clobbered me right on the ear with her stupid Barbie Corvette. It swiftly became the worlds first Barbie Helicopter:p

[can't get enough gore]

Originally Posted by The Flayed One

When my sister was really young, I had a terrible ear infection once. Felt like one side of my face was going to explode. I was laying on my side with my eyes closed, medication in my ear. She came up and clobbered me right on the ear with her stupid Barbie Corvette. It swiftly became the worlds first Barbie Helicopter:p

ohhh i feel sorry for ya

[The STE]

Originally Posted by AUSTIN316426808

That one on you tube?

No, Customer isn't on YouTube yet. Not Just A Cardboard Box, along with A Fistful of Odyssey, are both on YouTube, though

[bloodrayne]

Originally Posted by xperiment67

Wanna keep kids off you?

Get facial piercings.

Umm...Actually...That's what Ash goes for FIRST...Eyebrow rings, lip piercings, labrets....ouch