What do you find UNsexy?

[PR3SSUR3]

Exposed midsections. Bikinis, croptops, whatever. Nope.

Bad breath/smokers breath - DEAD unsexy.

Poutiness, looks more stupid than sexy to me.

Moustaches...I just think that on a guy they scream unsexy...worse on a chick of course, but as a general thing, nope.

Races:
*Philipino chicks, they just don't do anything for me. And the word "philipino" (or however it's spelled), sounds a little too close to "feel a penis".
*Aboriginal....noway....
*Polish.
No, not racist against any of these, and would treat them as equally as I do anyone, these are just the ones that have the least sexual appeal to me.

Potatoes, they taste great, but they look like clumps of mud. Say, if a girl were to WEAR potatoes, she wouldn't look good at all.

Dyed blonde hair. If you don't have it, you don't have it.

Chicks who (regardless of whether or not you're involved with them) cannot shut up about their ex bfs. Either the ones that are still caught up on a guy who's spectacularly canned their ass, or the abuse cases, or the ones that talk about how much they hate them. Whatever it is, makes for SHITTY conversation.

Those stupid little mini cardigans.

Anything bright coloured.

The punching man. I hate his indifferent face, mocking me.

Lycra/other shit like that.

G-strings. Don't care how good or bad a girls figure is, I don't like these...and, in all honesty, if it's pretty much leaning towards "up your ass" while you're walking around all day, something does not sit right with me there.
I like REAL panties or...the ones they call boyshorts look nice on a girl too.

The whole "I'm too fat" deal. So many chicks WAY too caught up in this bullshit media enforced perception that they don't even know when they look good...then they dwell on it...ergh...If I was a chick, I'd punch ya.

Girls under 18, it's like their brain hasn't kicked in yet.

Anything shorter than full length skirts/dresses, they just look wrong to me. Aint seen a mini that doesn't make a chick look trashy (no offence, just MY perception), and those midlength ones just look like old lady shit.

Over-abundance of foundation, ot other stuff that changes the general colour of your skin. Monderate use its ok, but If it looks like I could take some off with a butterknife and spread it on bread, it's a little too much.

Chicks who throw the sexual innuendo around WAY too much...I dunno if THEY think it's sexy or what, but it just seems distasteful to me.

Chequers, or spotty clothing...yuck...

Pink, green, or yellow clothes. "Girly" works when you're a kid. Do you see me wearing sky blue? No.

Overdeveloped musculature...I'm all for equality, but chicks with clear-as-day abs...Nup, it fucks off all that's nice about the female figure IMO. Anything even further than that, is just madness.

Girls that don't eat right...I've taken a few chicks out in my time, and they've deliberately eaten nothing/next to nothing...not only does it make me feel bad eating "with" you, but, it's obvious that this is not normal...the guy WILL eventually find out that you eat food, no?

Girls who NEED a boyfriend/partner and can't be alone, bounce from one thing to another to another...etc...etc...it's desperate.

Dreadlocks. Unless they're freshly done, they're generally filthy and they fucking stink. Hippies.

The whole "not willing to experiment/try new foods". Annoying more'n anything...I guess with what I do, it's not something I can easily put up with.

Girls who fall for silly gimmicky things aimed at silly gimmicky girls.

Too much perfume. Ach!

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[Miss Olivia]

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Originally Posted by Miss Olivia

haha very much so.

[Phalanx]

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Originally Posted by Phalanx

Looks like you added your standard criteria too...I guess now I know how you roll.

you shouldn't take everything so seriously. :)

[Phalanx]

You shouldn't assume everyone takes things so seriously.
I'm not your friend. Nor am I some stupid little OCMdave type fuckwit that's
gonna sit there and grin while you punch me in the face either. If I've got something to say to you, I'll say it. So what...now I don't have the right to respond to this kind've rubbish, AT all?
You don't like the way I choose to deal with you or other little smart-ass dumb-fucks like you, then stop trying to be an asshole, and fuck off someplace else, hm? It got old, long ago...too bad you haven't grown up too.

Another one for the thread - People that assume too much.

[Spallalala]

hahahahahhaha...I think it has something to do with being a silly little girl.

Some more unsexys.

- Bitches that are too stupid to know when a joke has been made.
- People that wear thongs. no not G's yknow the shoe thing..that goes for sandles and high heels that look like there gonna snap and make you break your neck.
- Nose hair, ear hair, too much eyebrow hair haha.
- People that sip drinks
- People with oversized novelty glasses. I don't care if there ment to be funny they look fucking stupid.
- Goths that dress up like clowns..One mate of mine used to paint his face full white then add a few things here and there, looked ridiculous.
- Unsymetrical anything..If its on the left it better be on the right too.

[Phalanx]

Another - Anyone who's absolutely fanatical about sports...like someone who wears a team sweats/jerseys when they're not at a game, or not going to one...just seems like a tool.

Bourbon breath = worst kinda drunk breath IMO.

Moles with hair growin' outta them...really, it wouldn't hurt to pluck it? Unless the mole itself is a monstrous chunk, it usually doesn't look too bad..but the hair..fuck all that.

Again on the g-string bit...I think it's largely a hygeine thing as well...at least that's what occurs to me. An idea stuck in your head can be powerful. I don't really like the way they look, but the UNsexy thing really hits its peak when I think about how if a chicks been wearing one all day, the ol' "anal floss" bit...that's just....eck! I mean really, unless you've put one on five minutes before having someone take it off, that shit's not on...

FAKE tomboys - the girls that try hard to be one, but don't have it going on naturally. The manufactured tomboy look/attitude is just stupid, try-hard shit, usually only really mouthy annoying bitches try to adopt it anyways.

People who let dogs lick their face.

Er, whatever you call that deformed shit? Cleft Palete? No offence intended (nor do I give a shit if I caused any) but anyone who has this, EVER, ought to get free cosmetic surgery to fix it.

Hair tightly pulled back into a single bun.

The schoolgirl thing - What is this really? Living out fantasies of fucking underaged girls? Any girl who'd DO this is damaged, any guy that would want it is kinda messed up in the head.

That thing smokers have where their hands/fingernails go yellow...do they never wash their hands? Nasty side effect.
Other than that, dirty fingernails in general...

People that sip drinks

I agree this can be a little annoying...although it depends on the drink...yknow if it's a badass coctail that's all icey n shit, or something that tastes really REALLY good, sure, at least sip that til your wasted...but then you hear 'bout the whole sipping tequila thing - that's crazy talk.

[Spallalala]

Fucking sipping tequila...Ya throw it back dammit. Well thats what imma be doing on new years anyway..No one gets any..Its alllll mine.


- Bitches that laugh and giggle.
- Bitches that have dangly bells and shit on there phone/wallet/bag. Shut up already.

[the_real_linda]

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