Go Back   Horror.com Forums - Talk about horror. > Horror.com Lobby > Horror.com General Forum
Reload this Page Date much?
Register FAQ Community Calendar

Reply
Page 3 of 10 12 3 45 Last »
 
Thread Tools
  #21  
Old 12-14-2006, 02:03 PM
Spec7ral's Avatar
Spec7ral Spec7ral is offline
Evil Dead
  
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Vancouver BC
Posts: 738
"The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else"

i dunno who said that but its worked for me in the past. of course it has also worked not so well. My GF is 6 years younger than me and we have alot of fun, gotta find the right person tho. I'd say if the young'uns are pining for you make em buy you some shit and use em for the pole if you're horny. Trial and error is usually the best, you don't wanna sit around and collect coochie cobwebs now do you?:eek:
__________________
No Regrets.

Quote:
Originally Posted by PR3SSUR3 View Post
We need something to masturbate to, often in time to the knife incisions. The "money shot" - such as final decapitation, extreme blood spurting etc - often coincides with orgasm.
Muh shit.
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Old 12-14-2006, 02:05 PM
Roderick Usher's Avatar
Roderick Usher Roderick Usher is offline
HDC Sole Survivor!!

  
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Underneath the Bed
Posts: 7,012
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Olivia View Post
You're a great ol Poe, Rod.:p
I'm going to try really hard to lighten up about this whole situation. I mean when you really think about it, there are much worse things to endure in life. Cancer.
Loss of limb.
Paris Hilton.
I should just put all the deeper questions on the back burner and have a good fucking time.
Bring on the Jello shots. I'm ready.:p
That's the spirit!

just read my signiture - Shatner sang it:eek:
__________________
"Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies."
Earl of Chesterfield

"A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well."
Francis Bacon
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 12-14-2006, 03:07 PM
Haunted's Avatar
Haunted Haunted is offline
The Queen of Swords
  
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Zira
Posts: 5,699
Send a message via AIM to Haunted
Some advice from Mrs. White, "Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and desposable."

It'll never let you down.
__________________
By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 12-14-2006, 03:23 PM
crabapple's Avatar
crabapple crabapple is offline
AsteroidsDoNotConcernMe

  
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 5,562
yeah go out and get yourself some of that........"hoochie poochie!" ......you know. ;) ;)
__________________
************************

Friend....gooooood!

Reply With Quote
  #25  
Old 12-14-2006, 04:31 PM
Disease's Avatar
Disease Disease is offline
She's under the stairs
  
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: melbourne,Glasgow
Posts: 11,508
Maybe you could become a nun?
Reply With Quote
  #26  
Old 12-14-2006, 04:39 PM
crabapple's Avatar
crabapple crabapple is offline
AsteroidsDoNotConcernMe

  
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 5,562
A Hott nun.
__________________
************************

Friend....gooooood!

Reply With Quote
  #27  
Old 12-14-2006, 05:07 PM
Miss Olivia's Avatar
Miss Olivia Miss Olivia is offline
Ssh...did you hear that?
  
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Don't go check it out.
Posts: 3,531
Send a message via Yahoo to Miss Olivia
So basically what I'm getting is, use the younger guys because that's what they want. Otherwise, I'll turn into a nun and get cootchie cobwebs. Well, that makes the decision much easier. I don't like nuns OR cobwebs.
Yay robbing the cradle!!!!!!!
__________________
I'll kill you and your dreams tonight
Begin new life
Bleed your death upon me
Let your bloodline feed my youth
------------------------------
Ssshhh....did you hear that?
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Old 12-14-2006, 05:55 PM
VampiricClown VampiricClown is offline
Evil Dead
  
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 7,043
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Olivia View Post
So basically what I'm getting is, use the younger guys because that's what they want. Otherwise, I'll turn into a nun and get cootchie cobwebs. Well, that makes the decision much easier. I don't like nuns OR cobwebs.
Yay robbing the cradle!!!!!!!
You could always start with me. :D
Reply With Quote
  #29  
Old 12-14-2006, 05:57 PM
VampiricClown VampiricClown is offline
Evil Dead
  
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 7,043
Quote:
Originally Posted by omcdave View Post
you and vampclown should get together!...you could knock boots all nite long :D
Damn Dave, you offered me before I did.:p
Reply With Quote
  #30  
Old 12-14-2006, 06:00 PM
Miss Olivia's Avatar
Miss Olivia Miss Olivia is offline
Ssh...did you hear that?
  
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Don't go check it out.
Posts: 3,531
Send a message via Yahoo to Miss Olivia
LMAO
Are you over eighteen?:p
__________________
I'll kill you and your dreams tonight
Begin new life
Bleed your death upon me
Let your bloodline feed my youth
------------------------------
Ssshhh....did you hear that?
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 3 of 10 12 3 45 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 01:20 AM.