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Old 12-04-2006, 04:53 PM
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For REAL...You wouldn't BELIEVE some of the sexy shit he laid down yesterday

All about pain, pleasure, the consumption of the flesh, domination, screaming...Had MY bells ringin'...
Dammit, I always miss the sexy stuff! :mad: :D

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It's part of his evil plan to convert the world into Hasselzombies who have an insatiable appetite for foreskins, the evil bastard.
Okay, sorry. That even made ME a little ill.:p
Ack! I would have never pondered the existance of David Hasselhoff's foreskin without your help. Gee, thanks...bleeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh!!!!! :p

BTW Olivia, I love your sig animation! :)
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Old 12-04-2006, 05:46 PM
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I'm only here to help.:p

And thanks, I found the gif at three in the morning and it struck me as hysterically funny for some reason.
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:23 AM
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As zwoti would say... there must be a new Star Wars release out.
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:37 AM
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Power giving by Fear, exposed and indulged......

We are here to change all that...



























Fear has a face......




Allow me to show it to you.






















I am Fear.


Who the hell let your queer ass back in?
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:52 AM
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Who the hell let your queer ass back in?
I'm sorry...


I left the door open, and he crawled in through a hole in the screen like a mosquito...


I hope he doesnt carry west nile... Or EEE....
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Old 12-06-2006, 08:44 AM
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erectile problems i say :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Old 12-06-2006, 08:52 AM
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erectile problems i say :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
He's a mosquito who carries erectile problems? Eek... thats a scary new breed. On the plus side, that isnt deadly, just sad.

"I'm sorry honey.. You see, I was bitten by a mosquito..."
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Old 12-06-2006, 09:08 AM
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This just in from the Centers for Disease Control: A new virus has been found in parts of the world that causes erectile impediments. This disease can be transfered by the blood and can be carried by the bite of a mosquito. There no known cure and no vaccine.

These are the most telling symptoms:

Beginning to resemble David Hasslehoff
Muttering unintelligible bullshit about darkness, pain, suffering and hell
Total penile failure

If any male you know begins to develop these symptoms he must be shot on site. I repeat, shot on site.

Good night and good luck.
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Old 12-06-2006, 09:10 AM
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Old 12-06-2006, 09:25 AM
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