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Old 11-27-2006, 02:05 AM
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for 130 clams you should get sucked and fucked for whatever reason you deem fitting. as long as you have a fitting your your jitting.
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We need something to masturbate to, often in time to the knife incisions. The "money shot" - such as final decapitation, extreme blood spurting etc - often coincides with orgasm.
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Old 11-27-2006, 02:11 AM
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Old 11-27-2006, 02:13 AM
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Old 11-27-2006, 02:23 AM
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Mother Goose... Yeah I fucked 'er.
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We need something to masturbate to, often in time to the knife incisions. The "money shot" - such as final decapitation, extreme blood spurting etc - often coincides with orgasm.
Muh shit.
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:26 AM
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Alright you two....stop making a mockery out of my thread.
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Old 11-27-2006, 09:37 AM
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Old 11-27-2006, 10:19 AM
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So, so wrong.... I like wursts... its the German in me i guess. Knockwurst and bratwurst are the best :)

Yes, i know how this will be twisted, but my WIFE (Nchantress) can attest to my non-gayness, so :p
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Old 11-27-2006, 10:29 AM
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So, so wrong.... I like wursts... its the German in me i guess. Knockwurst and bratwurst are the best :)

Yes, i know how this will be twisted, but my WIFE (Nchantress) can attest to my non-gayness, so :p

but ask any bunny around and he'll say ..

"that vod might not be gay, but he's a wabbit fearing pussy !!"

sorry - i cant let this one go for a little while yet :D
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Old 11-27-2006, 10:35 AM
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but ask any bunny around and he'll say ..

"that vod might not be gay, but he's a wabbit fearing pussy !!"

sorry - i cant let this one go for a little while yet :D
I never said i was afraid of him. I just said they are vicious little beasts and deserve some respect. They kick like a damn jackhammer.
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