Okay Guys, I Need Your Help AGAIN...Don't You Just Feel So USED?

[bloodrayne]

Originally Posted by neverending

I think it might have fit in hospitality as well.

I wonder if I can post the same thing in 2 different places...

[stygianwitch]

I would have said Hospitality too






BTW... what are they paying to donate your eggs :p

[The Flayed One]

Hmmm....if I volunteer to do this, do I get to wear one of those kick ass bellhop costumes like Tim Roth or Daffy Duck or those little dancing monkeys? And if so, will Dustin play the herti gerti while I dance around begging for free beer?

[bloodrayne]

Originally Posted by stygianwitch

I would have said Hospitality too


BTW... what are they paying to donate your eggs :p

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/etc/230749685.html

Originally Posted by The Flayed One

Hmmm....if I volunteer to do this, do I get to wear one of those kick ass bellhop costumes like Tim Roth or Daffy Duck or those little dancing monkeys? And if so, will Dustin play the herti gerti while I dance around begging for free beer?

Nah...You'd have to wear this stunning ensemble...



Don't you just love that model...Although, he REALLY needed to shave in this one



BUT...Dustin said he'd still play for you while you danced :)

[bloodrayne]

Holy COW!!!


I really want to thank you guys for that Craigslist thing...I got a few good appliciations from there already...I also picked up a few from MySpace, NONE of which are even on my friend's list (I had posted the offer in their 'job listings forum' too), so I was really surprised about that...

Now we'll be able to replace BOTH guys if necessary...What a relief :)

Thanks again

[Disease]

I hate talking about work, especially on Melbourne cup day!

[ShankS]

Do you own any black pants and black shoes/boots?

I'd be happy applying for the job, but I'd be a bit wary of this part in your terms of contract.... I mean I don't mind wearing pants but I prefer boxers, so how you going to enforce I wear 'black' ones? do you carry out random staff checks?

and what about the trousers, I guess I'd be ok with none on in the summer, but now autumn is well underway, working with no trousers on aint gona keep the draughts from getting up me boxers. So I think a compromise is in order, before I pop down the post office and send off my application.

[bloodrayne]

Originally Posted by ShankS

I'd be happy applying for the job, but I'd be a bit wary of this part in your terms of contract.... I mean I don't mind wearing pants but I prefer boxers, so how you going to enforce I wear 'black' ones? do you carry out random staff checks?

and what about the trousers, I guess I'd be ok with none on in the summer, but now autumn is well underway, working with no trousers on aint gona keep the draughts from getting up me boxers. So I think a compromise is in order, before I pop down the post office and send off my application.

HaHa...Well, here's the full version that's given to applicants...It's rather boring:


Do you own any black pants and black shoes/boots?
NO JEANS. No cargo pants. No shorts.

Dress pants, casual pants, something comfortable, unadorned (no designs, emblems, patches, or chains), clean, not torn, not faded or stained, and only black.

Almost any BLACK (completely black) shoes or boots will do, as long as they are not dirty or in disrepair. No chains, buckles, studs, spikes, etcetera...Just 'plain'.

Something comfortable as the job demands that the employee be on his feet for pretty much the entire shift.


Soo...When do you wanna start? :D