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HI FLOOR! Make me a sammich!
Sandwiches!Sandwiches!Sandwiches!Sandwiches!Sandwi ches!Sandwiches!Sandwiches!Sandwiches!Sandwiches!S andwiches!Sandwiches!Sandwiches! Levity,people, levity.... Life is hard, dark and unhappy. Here, things can be funny. Horror can be funny, as long as the heads getting cut off are fake. My fine Aussie friends... You know out of everyone here i probably love you more than anyone else. Try this, it is both horrific and insanely funny. i did it once when i worked in a produce store and i had people screaming, it was a riot. Put a strawberry and a cherry or two in your hand, making sure that they are completely covered (so no one knows what you have). Call over som epoor unsuspecting schmucks (1 person will work, but it is best with a crowd). Tell them you found a mouse (or something else small and cute) and ask if they want to see it. When they say yes, start to open your hand, then clamp it shut with all o fyour strength, causing the fruit to explode with red juice (the cherry makes it look blood red) and yell "OW! The little fucker bit me!" I did this to about 6 people and almost made them piss themselves. i almost cried i was laughing so hard.
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Ssshhhhhhhhh!!...... Theyīre sleeping over there. ;)
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I think we need urge and omc in here to weigh in on this:p :D
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You click on a thread, see it contains nothing but trite bullshit, you leave. You don't have to respond or be pissed off that somebody made a stupid thread. Hell, you see a thread made by somebody that does nothing but make threads consisting of pointless drivel then don't even click on it. If we gave everybody a megaphone told them to go out onto the sidewalk and begin to talk you don't think every discussion would be wrought with meaning and intellectualism do you?
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........ "U know, just because itīs a general forum it doesnīt mean that every thread in here has to be below returded. But when a new brainlame thread is being made every 10 minutes now, nobody is going to bother making a somewhat clever thread just to see it disappear to page 2 within an hour. U know what iīm saying?" Thatīs why it bothers me.
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makes you wonder why anyone stays??:eek:
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I think anyones BS threads is meant to be funny
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