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08-22-2006, 08:07 AM
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Does this knife match my eyes?
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.::Tod, nicht ein Gegenstand, aber ein Bestehen::. 
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08-22-2006, 08:34 AM
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"Death is near....you will never leave this place ali.....AWW SHIT!!! I forgot my freakin machete!!!! Okay, hold on for just a minute, I'll be right back."
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight Begin new life Bleed your death upon me Let your bloodline feed my youth ------------------------------ Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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08-22-2006, 08:44 AM
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Oh my god oh my god ohmy god.......
I killed him. I KILLED him..... Oh crap... I'm gonna be in SOO much trouble... Godamnit... cant see a THING with this damn mask on. Damn.. Cracked a nail.
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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08-22-2006, 09:33 AM
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"I'll tear your soul APART....after my DUI class."
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight Begin new life Bleed your death upon me Let your bloodline feed my youth ------------------------------ Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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08-22-2006, 09:37 AM
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"where do you want this knife in your back or in your chest":D
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08-22-2006, 01:35 PM
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"Oh you did NOT just try to turn it on the Disney Channel!"
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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08-22-2006, 04:12 PM
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<singing>Sunshine and rainbows and babies and flowers
And chocolate and whispers and laughter and hummingbirds Puppies and birthdays and apples and gumdrops And kisses and balloons and moonbeams and skipping Graaaaaandpa Kittens and smiles and fuzzy-wuzzy teddy bears Homemade ice cream, warm socks, baseball Luaus and presents and tennis and roses And summer and root beer and baskets of coloured eggs Hippos and elbows and corduroys and freezers And paper and geometry and things that are poseable Piiiiiiiine Trees And turtles and New Mexico and Patrick Duffy As the Man from Atlantis, but not when he was on Dallas The guy from Bosom Buddies but not Tom Hanks And Charlie's Angels after Cheryl Ladd left Books about movies and movies about books And people who say stuff like "rather" and "aunt" And Saaaaaaaaatan! </singing>
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 ===  WATCH MY MOVIES(UPDATED: 5/7/08, "No Exit") RING OF HONOR: BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD  TOO GOOD FOR THE HDC BATTLE ROYALE
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08-22-2006, 05:31 PM
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LOOK ..can you do this for me please..
em in a bit of a hurry.
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my opinion counts dammit so says my Lord :D
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08-22-2006, 05:37 PM
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Jason, "Excuse me, but does this mask come in teal?"
"I love these Daquiri's with the umbrellas, don't you," said Michael to Jason.
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08-22-2006, 06:00 PM
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Jason:Hey,Where did my penis go?!?!?
THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I will bathe the starways in your blood.
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