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Old 08-09-2006, 12:37 PM
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Why, why, WHY doesnt anyone go apeshit on the badguy?The "hero" slaps the villain with a baseball bat and assumes they are dead. beat him until his head is mushy and has lost it's shape! Then he is dead! i garuntee it!
They actually did that in Jeepers Creepers.
The guy asks "Is it dead?" and the girl responds "they never are" or something like that, and proceeds to run over the creature repeatedly. It was pretty funny.
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two films i liked in this regard - Scream- esp. where Sidney says she hates horror films because the stupid blondes always run upstairs when they should run out the door and then can't get out the front door and has to run upstairs.

i also liked high tension (ignoring for a moment the trick ending) where she does, indeed, hide without screaming
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Old 08-09-2006, 12:40 PM
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how about people falling 50 feet with an "oof!" then getting up and running. Ive known people who fell 6 feet out of a tree and broke a limb...
Really?...I saw a guy fall out of a tree once, and he broke EVERY limb on the way down...Yup...Ruined the whole damned tree :p :D
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Old 08-09-2006, 12:41 PM
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or...the female who is all alone in the big house and hears a noise in the dark basement [ oh...look at that...the light doesn't work ] and then goes down to investigate.
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Old 08-09-2006, 12:42 PM
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or...the female who is all alone in the big house and hears a noise in the dark basement [ oh...look at that...the light doesn't work ] and then goes down to investigate.
Yeup...
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Really?...I saw a guy fall out of a tree once, and he broke EVERY limb on the way down...Yup...Ruined the whole damned tree :p :D
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They actually did that in Jeepers Creepers.
The guy asks "Is it dead?" and the girl responds "they never are" or something like that, and proceeds to run over the creature repeatedly. It was pretty funny.
That is part of the reason i liked that movie. At least they TRIED.

the new Hills Have eyes screwed up with this at one point (the shotgun, lizard... i woudl have put it in his mouth and pulled the trigger....), but whe jupiter was grabbing at the boy... what his sister did was great. None of this "eek, what do we do?" crap... Screaming pickaxe to the head. Good girl.
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or...the female who is all alone in the big house and hears a noise in the dark basement [ oh...look at that...the light doesn't work ] and then goes down to investigate.
:o I do that...Lotsa times actually.......My kids always come to me with "I think I heard something in the basement (or outside, or upstairs...etcetera)"...So, I go check it out...
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:o I do that...Lotsa times actually.......My kids always come to me with "I think I heard something in the basement (or outside, or upstairs...etcetera)"...So, I go check it out...
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Hmph. i hear a noise outside, i go out with a hammer. i dont care if its a 12 year old being funny. it's not walking away....
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:o I do that...Lotsa times actually.......My kids always come to me with "I think I heard something in the basement (or outside, or upstairs...etcetera)"...So, I go check it out...
Well I'm sure you can more than handle anything that's down there. ;)
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