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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) 
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Alibis and someone to blame when that doesnt pan out.;)
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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Friends..who needs them. :D
Freind in need is a pain in the ass.. freindship last forever ..oh untill they fuck ure husband. friends are there to lend a helping hand...until they ask for something in return...like a fuck from ure husband. freinds lend a shoulder to lean on.. especially after fucking ure husband. freinds enquire about ure well being n ure home life..they share all ure secrets ..so they can use it against u while they are fucking ure husband. friends ..especially female freinds can go fuck themselves..!!but should be pretty tired after just fucking ure husband. :rolleyes:
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Let's get this straight - are you trying to tell us at least one of your friends has fucked your husband?
Fucked him? :eek: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/dolly+p..._20041818.html
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Yups..my one n only female freind
as u can see ... they had been having an affair for 3 yrs.' n yups..we r in the middle of the D.I.V.O.R.C.E proceedings when i found out..i kneed him in the balls n smashed the living daylights out of her. Ironic huh...shes like..KAT KAT...PLZ..CAN'T WE STILL BE FREINDS.. this was like 2 weeks after i beat the crap outta her..as for him!! he wants to give our marriage another try..:rolleyes: I have met somebody else n we r planning a trip to egypt in 07. pretty stoked right now. :D
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07-26-2006, 05:35 PM
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They don't deserve the steam off your piss.
That's an evil thing to do to someone who trusts you.:mad:
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Friends don't let friends drive volvos.
shit, in life you are only suppose to have 3 to 4 friends that last your entire life, some more, some less. I've lost friends i've known for years, and met some people that I truly know will continue to be there for the rest of my life. These are the ppl that even though i've made some horrible mistakes, have been with me and not judged my whole personality because I made a bad choice. these ppl would give thier lives to protect mine, and these are the ppl that welcome me with open arms whenever i need them. these ppl also would never lie to me or do anything to hurt me.
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