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(just kidding - :D )
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Believe it or not, my first job was a beer-boy in a liquor store. We would stock the coolers with beer and carry out cases for customers.
Stocking the coolers in the back room....away from the boss....if ya get my drift...was a fun time. ![]() At seventeen....it was the beginning of a beautiful relationship. |
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Very first and shortest job was working as a Busser at a Buffett, until my supervisor went mad when his 15 year old girlfriend broke up with him and he started throwing trash cans around and hit me.
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My grandfather owned a painting business when I was a kid, so I started painting houses at the age of 10 during the summers during the week, what fun I tell ya, nah actually it wasn't too bad a job for being a kid, and making about 250 to 300 a week, was pretty cool...
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I stuffed Sunday newspapers early Saturday morning.
It was horrible. It took hours to get the ink off my hands.
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Snow falling and night falling fast, oh fast In a field I looked into going past, And the ground almost covered smooth in snow, But a few weeds and stubble showing last. The woods around it have it--it is theirs. All the animals are smothered in their lairs. I am too absent-spirited to count; The loneliness incluces me unawares. And lonely as it is, that loneliness Will be more lonely ere it will be less-- A blanker whiteness of benighted snow With no expression, nothing to express. They cannot scare me with their empty spaces Between stars--on stars where no human race is. I have it in me so much nearer home To scare myself with my own desert places. Desert Places--Robert Frost |
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CA Masons shoes.
We made army and biker boots.. I lied on my application and said i could use an industrial machine.. When my application was approved ..i had a week to learn how to use one of them fuckers . Lasted there for 4 years ..became team leader ..then the competiton offered me a better pay rate so i left to work for adamson and robertson ..who made ladies designer shoes and army/biker boots.
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My first job was waiting tables at a resturaunt my parents owned at the time. It blew, there are no labor laws when your parents were involved. I don't think I ever saw a paycheck from my dad and the tips sucked.
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Just an update:
Im loving this job. I mostly work out at the gas bar, and with gas prices the way they are hardly anyone wants to pay an extra 5 cents per litre for me to pump their gas. So basically, I sit in my little booth with the radio blaring, occasionally getting up to fill a car. Easiest job EVER.
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I was a text-fitter for a book bindery. Basically, people measured the spine of a book, put the title on a slip of paper & handed it to me. I entered it into a computer, decided what size the text should be, hyphenated where need be & spell checked. If the title wouldn't fit on horizontal, I put it on vertical. Dear god, was it boring.
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i'm too young to get a job yet. just need a couple of months. damn the child labor laws!
anyway, the closest i've come to a real job is mowing grass. yuck.
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Unsettled I cannot prepare for that which I cannot foresee; therefore, forgive me should I appear constantly unsettled by your behavior. The only patterns I base my life on are yours, and the routine which I derive from your behavior is only as solid as your adherence to your own behavioral patterns. If I cannot understand you, how can I live for you? What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas? *Cancer* Cure for overpopulation = Bubonic Plague |
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