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Old 01-14-2006, 10:54 PM
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So she phoned me like 5 minutes after I posted this and she wanted me to go see her at work. SHE CALLS ME FROM HER WORK AND TELLS ME TO COME SEE HER! and of course I used the excuse that my car was broken. which is kinda true my battry was being charges at the time. but then I guess she phoned my place after I was off work but I had left and went out with a couple friends, and I went online on msn at my friends place and she went online too and said "wtf I thought your car didnt work" and I said "well the battery was being charged up" and then afterwords she didnt say anything to creepy just wanting to know how to do messaging through cell phone to msn or whatever and said nothing else. so im hoping she just gave up on me. i really really hope she just gave up on me. but Im gonna say that I have a gf now that i just got (well its semi true also, as we both know were dating i just have to ask her and make it offical) I'll keep you updated on further situations.
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Old 01-15-2006, 12:17 AM
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And this is why you dont give your phone number to people on the internet, kids.
yeah, i gave mine to Soloman and our bills have been huge ever since- you have been warned!:p
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Old 01-15-2006, 01:11 AM
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THEN she tells me she had this guy over at her house and goes into details about how she gave him head twice and then had sex with him.
Well...that sounds tricky, but what I suggest is checking her out, taking her home (her place, not yours), and letting her suck your dick...twice, I mean, cmon...TWICE man?!? bitch is a freak, she'll probably do that then bend over and let you bust a nut up her ass.
I say go with it, then get the fuck out. Change your number, your messenger name or whatever, and tell all your friends about how you bagged the psycho whore from hell...that sucks dick...twice.
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Old 01-15-2006, 01:16 AM
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damn right...ALWAYS fuck the bitch before getting rid of her. DERR
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Old 01-15-2006, 06:51 AM
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girls are just crazy in general.



another thing, myspace is a breeding ground for crazy people that will stalk your ass until you give in and get an STD
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Old 01-15-2006, 06:53 AM
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And this is why you dont give your phone number to people on the internet, kids.
But if they don't, how will I ever get a girlfriend!?:mad: :D

Have you got a bigger camera massacre man?;)

lmao!
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Old 01-15-2006, 07:13 AM
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Bang the hell out of her.

THen cut her up with a dull rusty spoon.

Show her who the real fukin psycho is.

My most memorable relationships have been with complete lunatics. It makes you a more interesting person.

And think of all the stories you have to tell.
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Old 01-15-2006, 07:16 AM
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Get ahold of yourself.
 
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But if they don't, how will I ever get a girlfriend!?:mad: :D
i got something for that too, i'm your supply man




take your pick, guns are on the house

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Old 01-15-2006, 07:21 AM
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i got something for that too, i'm your supply man




take your pick, guns are on the house
LMAO! I'll take the Desert Eagle. Now I just need to either pick out a girl I want, or rid the world of all other males.:D
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Old 01-15-2006, 07:35 AM
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rid the world of all other males.:D
alright, hold on





if you shoot me i'm not giving you anymore supplies, and you don't have the combination to my supply closet
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