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Ive successfully stabbed myself in the arm with a pair of scissors when rip- roaringly drunk. I was told I was attempting to open a particularly stubborn bag of dorito's but somehow managed to fuck it up!
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One Halloween party, I got royally tanked on Colt 45 and Maneschwitz. I was living at college residence, and my mom and my g/f's mom were gonna pick me up at 6am to get my girl from the airport (she'd been in Indonesia for 2 months). When the moms came, I was still hammered, and when we got to the airport, I spewed off the third floor of a parking garage. My g/f was particularly unimpressed when she came out of the arrival doors and saw me sprawled across a bench, half-conscious.
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That's why we love him so much.:D
What I was thinking of was more ceremonial...you know, bell, book and candle, incense, crystals and chanting. I don't give head anymore, but I still like box. Like, I prefer men, but I'm totally grossed out by penile vaginal sex. I need therapy for that, I'm sure. I guess I'm a sexual pladdypus... a little of everything except necro, pedo, bestie, and masterbation. TMI? Who gives a shit. This is Horror.com where nothing is sacred 'cept horror movies, AND there's an 8 drink minimum.
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The only time I've ever had an orgasm is through the use of a "toy." However, as you know, I take psychotropic medication which destroys your libido. If ever I should allow a man to woo me, then I'll take viagra, because it does the exact same thing for women.
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