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Old 12-09-2005, 09:33 PM
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Alright ill sum this shit up zombie hater




Alright first lets look at the royal shit fest Children of the Corn


Now The story:some loonie bible crazed kids slice &dice there parents and now theres 2 "outlanders" that come and basiclly destory them except for the 2 little kids and once the kids become of age they are sacrificed to some dumb ass monster that lives in the ground(thats a big fuckin woop) now malakie is dead or however the fuck u spell his name so to sumthis up Yes this movie sucks it was semi-original and it only affects that town.



Now zombie movies

Story:Zombies over run the earth kiling and eating EVERY FUCKING THING IN THERE PATH and theres a handful of people that try and survive granted some are baddass in there own way but when it all comes down to it THEY ALL DIE now since we have this shit summed up which one would u want to see a Royal suck fest piece of shit or Zombie movie???
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Old 12-09-2005, 10:11 PM
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I'd rather something with an intresting story thanks, not a 'zombie' film which has the same tired story in every single one out there, come on people you can't deny the truth.

"toxic chemicals spill, people turn into zombies, whoever they bite turns into one of them, remaining 'few' have to kill them etc"

Sean of the Dead was a good movie but not as good as it is made out to be. And if you think otherwise, cool your choice.

But back to COTC... for a movie that cost US$800,000 to make, that made US$12M at the cinemas is a pretty good effort in the 80's compared to bigger budgeted movies nowadays! Profit wise!

And for the record I have seen both versions of Village of the Damned and I must say that Children of the Corn is superior, imo.

Who Can Kill A Child? - find that and get back to me on which "kids take over the town" film you rate the highest after you finish watching, MisterSadistro! I'm sure you will like it.

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Old 12-09-2005, 10:17 PM
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"Let me go ! I'll never sign ! I'll never sign !"

Zombies are supposed to be dead, hence they are zombies. All responsible culprits in 'COTC' were killed in first movie. How/why sequels ? (<- already regretting asking the question). It's not like Freddy or Jason that can magically reappear over and over after being (to quote Homer Simpson) "unkillable".
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Old 12-09-2005, 10:18 PM
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Armageddon(or however you spell it) made about 800million dollars. The amount of money a film makes doesn't mean it's good.
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Old 12-09-2005, 10:20 PM
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"Let me go ! I'll never sign ! I'll never sign !"

Zombies are supposed to be dead, hence they are zombies. All responsible culprits in 'COTC' were killed in first movie. How/why sequels ? (<- already regretting asking the question). It's not like Freddy or Jason that can magically reappear over and over after being (to quote Homer Simpson) "unkillable".
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Don't even bother dude, he thinks 'COTC' is a classic film, there's no getting through to someone like that.
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Old 12-09-2005, 10:23 PM
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Remember, when the film gets too boring to stomach, just keep repeating to yourself : "it's only a fetish. it's only a fetish." :D
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Old 12-09-2005, 10:24 PM
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Originally posted by Josiah
I'd rather something with an intresting story thanks, not a 'zombie' film which has the same tired story in every single one out there, come on people you can't deny the truth.

"toxic chemicals spill, people turn into zombies, whoever they bite turns into one of them, remaining 'few' have to kill them etc"

Sean of the Dead was a good movie but not as good as it is made out to be. And if you think otherwise, cool your choice.

But back to COTC... for a movie that cost US$800,000 to make, that made US$12M at the cinemas is a pretty good effort in the 80's compared to bigger budgeted movies nowadays! Profit wise!

And for the record I have seen both versions of Village of the Damned and I must say that Children of the Corn is superior, imo.

Who Can Kill A Child? - find that and get back to me on which "kids take over the town" film you rate the highest after you finish watching, MisterSadistro! I'm sure you will like it.

AND SIGN MY PETITION :D
How much are you getting paid for this?
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Old 12-09-2005, 10:24 PM
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I use the term, 'cult' classic.
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Old 12-09-2005, 10:26 PM
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*grabs popcorn and pulls up a chair*
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Old 12-09-2005, 10:30 PM
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Anyway I can see I'm dealing with some real try hard wannabe heroes in this forum who are too bad ass for me, so I'm just going to go watch Children of the Corn and smoke a few cones!

Goodbye Girls, it was fun... toodaloooooo...
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