Have You Heard About The "CORPSES ARE FOREVER" Movie Curse?

[The Mothman]

i have one thing to say.

[MisterSadistro]

isn't this the movie where you die 7 days after you see it?

I heard about this one guy who put it on and fell asleep within 7 minutes.
CK

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Dan Rierson
Hello my friends,

My name is Dan rierson, and I am here to post about the indie horror movie "CORPSES ARE FOREVER". It is responsible for the death of my friend Sandy, and not only his death, but the film is linked to a few unexplained sudden death cases around the US, and now I am hearing reports each day of things occuring in the UK.

I know this sounds crazy, but all I can do is warn you to stay away from the film CORPSES ARE FOREVER, because it has a strange power over people that is somehow sucking their lifeblood away from them.

Well, I don't want to get too Edgar Allen Poe here, but it is the truth, Please check out my website for more info.

thank you for your time,

Dan.

http://www.geocities.com/corpsesmovi...oviecurse.html

:rolleyes: jesus christ..... you've got to be fucking kidding me.

[filmmaker2]

What's really funny is that they somehow hired Maurice Binder to do the opening credit sequence. They wanted girls jumping around naked in silhouette and stuff, but all they got was skulls floating slowly around the frame. At first they were upset, but then they thought, "Well maybe he's on to something here...let's work with him and see what he can do with it..."

They asked him to create a new version and speed up the skulls, and he said he would, but the redone sequence had the skulls floating at the saaaame speed...

spooky

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Where are you located (without me looking it up or sounding like some internet predator LOL)?
CK

Suberb near Barrington and Crystal Lake.

[Tat2]

Originally posted by urgeok

ps .. Sandy sounds like a dogs name - like a golden retriever..

Nah. Sandy is the name of that hot little squirrel from SpoungeBob Square Pants!

I'm sorry that your squirrel died Dan... really I am. :( (see).

Oh, and Dan, what is the name of YOUR MOVIE again? was it SPAMMERS ARE FOREVER? FUCKSTAINS ARE FOREVER? Something like that... I'm sure.

At any rate, I can't wait to read your Autobiography "I'M A FUCKIN' MORON" By Dan "Spam Man" Rierson. I'm positive that people will have their eyes firmly fixed on it...unlike your movie.

Have a nice day! :)