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So I guess the mom is suicidal, and doesn't ward off her son, the attacker. Do I need to go into the schemantics of why this is stupid or can you figure them out? I've got a headache and am too tired to type all the things that are wrong with this example.
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I remember a horror parody movie, I think it was called _Student Bodies_ where the killer dismisses all these knives and guns and bazookas and decides to kill the girl with paperclips. if only he'd found a pizza cutter
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08-05-2005, 10:00 AM
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Here's a quickie death:
Blonde Bimbo gets caught by masked killer. He takes her to his house, which we'll call the Death Factory (you do the math.) So, he walks through the house with the blonde still struggling. Soon, they get to the room the killer wanted to go to. We see a lot of hooks. The killer puts the bimbo on one, but only slightly so she can't escape or die. Then, he pulls a crane (I know, it sounds corny. Deal with me here though.) and she starts moving forward. Then we get a nice shot of a whole cage full of spinning, razor-sharp blades. Bitch starts to scream, then goes into the blade cage. Now, blood and guts are falling everywhere. Shortly, the blonde comes out of the other end of the cage, and all we see is some bloody flesh here and there and the rest her bones. I know, it's corny. But, aren't most slashers corny anyway?
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Death factory...spinning razor blades...come on
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OK - how about this----
a woman checks into a motel, after talking with the creepy inn keeper she takes a shower and WHAMO - a killer sneeks in and pulls back the curtain and stabs her repeatedly with a butcher knife.. . . pure cinematic genius, if I do say so myself!!:D
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how bout some kids stumble on a witchdoctor and the witchdoctor gets all pissed that their on his land, he ties them all up in wet rawhide real tight and leaves them outside in the sun so that when the rawhide shrinks it squeezes them until their insides start oozing out ever hole on their body.
Now ya'll can joke on me.............hehehe
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08-05-2005, 12:47 PM
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How bout some dude shits on some other dude's face...
Yeah, that'd be gross....
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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