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06-22-2005, 02:39 PM
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no contest - i win before this thing gets started. force him to listen to celine dion all day - then just when he thinks you've stopped ... force him to listen to that cher song (do you believe in love)... then back to celine again. 
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06-22-2005, 04:24 PM
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If that doesnt make him want to swallow his tongue, we can always make him watch the 700 club and listen to Kristi Lane for hours on end. Now that makes ME want to blow my brains out.
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06-22-2005, 05:30 PM
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you honestly - honestly now - think any of that - all of that combined - holds a candle to 1/2 hour of straight celine dion ?
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Creeper, that's pretty cruel but Urge has a point. It may be said, though, that I hate Celine Dion more than anyone even Canadians. I know, let's combine the two for maximum cruelty, film it, make fresh popcorn, put the volume on mute, and enjoy the show.
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06-22-2005, 06:31 PM
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I have to listen to easy listening music pumped into the shop I work at and they play that "I'm every crackhead" song by WHitney Houston once an hour. And when anything by Carey comes on it makes me want to gouge my eyes out. I can take alot of torture and punishment but that is inhumane.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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06-22-2005, 06:47 PM
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Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you, That is how I know you go on Far across the distance And spaces between us You have come to show you go on Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on Love can touch us one time And last for a lifetime And never let go till we're one Love was when I loved you One true time I hold to In my life we'll always go on Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on There is some love that will not go away You're here, there's nothing I fear, And I know that my heart will go on We'll stay forever this way You are safe in my heart And my heart will go on and on  brrrrrrr.....he would wanna crawl back into his hole.
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That picture makes me want to punch my monitor.
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