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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre |
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But theres only one blob monster... except for the baby blob at the end of the movie, and there are lots of zombies in zombie movies.
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Im scared of an old crazy Rahby who is poor and when your walking in a dark ally he pops out of no where and says "I CUT JO' PENIS!"
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IM DIRECTING THIS F*CKING MOO-VAY! As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away . |
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Clowns.
Any form, shape or size. I've run away from clowns before at the circus and I was bloody 20 when that happened. They're just plain fuckin evil. I've just recently found somethin else that scared the shit outta me. My lady got a toy out from the loft that she used to have 20 years ago......a Teddy Rukspin (sp??) doll. And it fuckin sings lullabys and its eyes move. If you ask me there's somethin wrong with a doll whos only inention is to enchant you to sleep. Who knows what he'll do when your unconcious. The worse thing about him is that when you turn him off, his eyes only close slightly so he's still watchin you even when he's off. I think i'm gonna hafta do away with him when the wifes not lookin. I bet the bastard will slit my throat in the car on the way to the rubbish tip. |
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre |
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if there was any doubt of you being from the UK - it's gone now :D i think its Ruxpin .. not sure |
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I seem to remember a cartoon with him in. Thats about it. Evil little bastards still on his way out. Latas |
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lots of ex-pats over here - i've seen the books around ... i get him mixed up with Rupert .. one of them has a large red bow around his neck .. |
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The doll thing reminded me
When i lived in germany, there was another American family that lived right behind our house. Even though they were right behind, you had to walk all the way down our street, then back down theirs to get to their house. Anyway, they went away on vacation and aske dme to open and close their blinds every day so that people would think they were home. So the first day i went in. i had never been in their house before. In their living room was a collection of porcelain dolls... I immediately remembered a story i had heard when i was younger about a porcelain doll who killed people, and that her nails were purple because they were stained with blood. As luck would have it, a couple of them had puprle nails. And the fucking things looke dlike they were wacthing you constantly. Needless to say, i would open the blinds, run out of the house, and ran all the way home. i wouldnt feel safe until i got home (about 1/4 mile jog....) The worst part was closing them again at night... The blinds were what i belive were referred to as "roladnes", they were heavy, interlocking plastic blinds that were built into the house. closing them could turn day into night. Fucking traumatic experience for an 11 year old...
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i bet they are under your bed at home .. right now ... waiting .....waiting ..... waiting .... |
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