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Tinkerbell: (drunk again, smoking GPCs) You know what Peter? You never grew up becuase your a fucking loser, and that is all you will ever be! Have your fun with that wendy slut, you'll beback and you know it...
Peter: I'm not putting up with this any more! You never once apologized for what you did! ALL OF THEM! every last one of the lost boys.. You make me sick...
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) 
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I lose my license on a regular basis, the state of alabama will not give me another one because they think Im scaming them.
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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05-24-2005, 01:28 PM
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Re: And There It Was - Gone !
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05-24-2005, 01:33 PM
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I lose everything all the time. I can't keep my head....
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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05-24-2005, 03:24 PM
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I thought I lost my pen in the middle of a test, but it was on my ear.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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