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Old 05-18-2005, 06:59 PM
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:01 PM
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yeah, but they told you to kiss their ass :D
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Old 05-18-2005, 11:14 PM
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ahhh a fellow ass biter !!!


thats 2 in the club :D

(maybe 3 - i think Zwoti is a closet ass biter too)
i would like to state for the record that i have NEVER bitten the behind of any piece of furniture
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airplane(bathroom)
football field during a game under the bleechers
during coed gym( girls locker room)
resteraunt( getting head under the table)
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Old 05-19-2005, 04:41 AM
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Old 05-19-2005, 05:15 AM
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Old 05-19-2005, 05:27 AM
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Cemetary

Moms living room floor when she is upstairs sleeping, sorry mom no disrespect intended

Jeep roll bar-figure it out

Barn

Horse pasture-horses noses are cold:eek:

golf course 19th hole :D

police dept parking lot-she was a dispatcher

front porch of her house, watching the parents thru the window watching tv

Under the eave a church roof-sorry aint Christian

RV

in the woods, in the snow-BBBRRRRR

empty stairwell John Hancock building-ha I said hancock

on top of railroad box car in a railyard

driving down the interstate

her bedroom with parents in the next room

my bedroom with whole family downstairs- THanksgiving

my uncles bed-hey I was letting the dogs out

back of my bike at Bike week Daytona-1993

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Old 05-19-2005, 05:51 AM
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i had the rare luxury (for 1977) of having a girlfriend who lived close to me - so on the way to highschool she would walk to my place and wait for me to get ready.

i was the only kid i knew getting lucky in the morning before school ... while my parents were upstairs having toast and listening to the weather.
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Old 05-19-2005, 06:06 AM
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i had the rare luxury (for 1977) of having a girlfriend who lived close to me - so on the way to highschool she would walk to my place and wait for me to get ready.

i was the only kid i knew getting lucky in the morning before school ... while my parents were upstairs having toast and listening to the weather.
I used to pick my girl up and drive her to school, her parents left early so you know....

Her mom worked right around the corner and came home cos' she forgot something.

Imagine the the look on her face when she sees me going down on her daughter on the kitchen table.

Kind of hard to say anything with diginity when your face looks like a glazed donut.;)
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Old 05-19-2005, 06:07 AM
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the only way out is to offer mom a seat on the table - and to take a number...
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