Fatty Tax

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
im talking about farts

Ohhhhhhhhhh...... Gross.

Yeah, fat people BO is probably one of the grossest things ever. Or when they wear shirts that barely cover them when they're arms are down, then when theyre around you theyre always reaching for something high up and you just wanna vomit.

[Gren the cake]

exactly. when u get rolls like that, and u get sweaty, it just sits in the folds of the skin. that shit festers, then when they lift they arms up, all it comes out. or maybe if they were to run (ya know, after the ice ceam truck or something), or were to fall down, or maybe laugh a lil too hard. its just waitin 2 cum out.

theres this study that peoples who make theyre beds all tight have more germs in em. cuz when u sleep u sweat, then u pull that bed all tight and theres no air flow. so i always leave mine a bit messy. or if i make it, i fluff it a lot, roatate it, and lay it down GENTLY..

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Gren the cake


theres this study that peoples who make theyre beds all tight have more germs in em. cuz when u sleep u sweat, then u pull that bed all tight and theres no air flow. so i always leave mine a bit messy. or if i make it, i fluff it a lot, roatate it, and lay it down GENTLY..

Fat people should just sleep on piles of hay.

[Gren the cake]

u know those air freshner balls that they have for shoes?

maybe theres some sort of collar that they can make for fat people

but i cant really think of fat peopel that woudl wear a collar, so i think stores like 'Lane Bryant' and 'Torrid' (for the big women) should amke it with the collars in like the buttons, collar, wrist... ya know, hidden

^_^. i think ive come up with something!!

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
u know those air freshner balls that they have for shoes?

maybe theres some sort of collar that they can make for fat people

but i cant really think of fat peopel that woudl wear a collar, so i think stores like 'Lane Bryant' and 'Torrid' (for the big women) should amke it with the collars in like the buttons, collar, wrist... ya know, hidden

^_^. i think ive come up with something!!

Patent it under a psuedonym or sooner or later a fat person's gonna try and assassinate you.

[barbra]

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[barbra]

what I MEANT to do.. heh

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by barbra
what I MEANT to do.. heh

Is that meaning that we should be nice to fat people, or that Jesus was very slender.

Or are you a fan of the Sacred Heart

[barbra]

well, after I read what you and Gren had discussed, I thought to myself "Jesus!". So instead of typing out jesus here I thought I would do it at google.com and show you what I found. I choose the sacred heart Jesus because, yes, I am a fan.

[Gren the cake]

hey....

i have no problem with em. theyre people too. but im not even gonna lie that its not a very smart way to live

let me help you by hurting you :)