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03-03-2005, 08:46 PM
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I kinda "cheated" on my gf by saying yes to another chick when she asked me out, then I left her to go back to my old gf, then I switched back again, and now im back again with my old gf. All this without ever being single. Will doing all this send me to hell?
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Yes, shame on you
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Picking on ANYONE who has a disadvantage enrages me. Calling someone with a learning disability a retard is completely uncalled for. I reserver that word for people who should know better but choose to do stupid things instead. The Can Man story reminds me of somehting that happened when i was in Paris when i was younger. We were at a little bistro having a drink. it was on a street corner down from where Jim Morrison was Burind (no doubt Hellfire knows what Im talking about) There was a trashcan in fron t of the place, and this old homeless guy walked up to it and looked in. This all happened maybe 6 feet away from me and my family having coffee... He reaches in, pulls out something wrappe din plastic, and unwraps it. It was a partial head of lettuce. he stripped off some rotted leaves, then began taking the cleaner ones off and eating them. After a minute or two, i could see my dad getting ready to ask him if he wouldnt mind taking it somewhere else, when a garbage truck pulls up, and two hguys dressed in friggin hazmat suits run up, grab the lettuce, throw it in the garbage, open the lid, grab the bag, throw it inot the grbage truck, put a new bag in, then take off, in like 45 seconds. Meanwhile, the old homeless guy is standing there looking straight ahead, as if someone hit the pause button. After the truck was gone, he just walked off, as if nothing had happened. it was funny ina really absurd "I cant believe that just happened...." sort of way, but i always felt horrible fo rthe guy. I couldnt help but think of what might have lead to him being homeless, and wondering when his next meal would be. At the same time, I dont care what they do to the people on fear factor. laughing at their misfortune is not only okay, it's everyone's moral duty. Anyone who puts themself through that kind of shit out of pure greed deserves to be ridiculed.
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this thread made me remember something i hadn't thought of in many years ...
we had a guy back in my small home town wo was a 'bottle bum' (i guess now we'd call him a friend to the environment) who would walk along the highway side picking up bottles for the refund. I dont think anyone picked on him .. his wife and kids were with him too sometimes. he's a tall skinny guy with a receeding hairline - the remaining hair longish and curly - gave him a 'clownish' appearance. The one day i'm referring to is the day i saw him, pushing his rickety old bike with the basket carrier along the road ... and he was wearing a tshirt that was made to look like a tuxedo. it was the goofiest thing i ever saw - i wished i had a camera - a photo would have been good for some kind of award
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Something i always laugh at a little longer than i should is when a baby gets a hold of their own hair, then pulls and starts crying because they dont know why their head is suddenly in pain :)
Cracks me up every time. Or, Knocking on the wall or the table, and seeing the dog go rushing toward the front door, barking to greet whoever is coming.
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of course, my kid is naturally brilliant :D
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oh my god i cant beliuve theres more then one can man out there. well that reminds me of another story that shouldnt be funny at all but in a really horrible way it is
there was this man that we all called crazy can man he had one of those big tricicles (pretty much a bick with 3 wheels) and he had a little trialer on the back. thuis guy was mental handicaped in one way or another. we once asked him why he puts cans in is trailer and he said he was working. well this guy was crazy he would pretend he was driving a car and would drive on main roads as if he was driving a car. then one day i saw him driving down m 59 (a big road in MI) and he got hit by a car. i saw this at a trafic light from a distance. then the light turned green and we went in the other direction. well i can only assume he died because i havent seen him sence. this guy was driving around sence before i was born and now hes gone. that story isnt that funny ast all but its ironic because he was crazy he drove on a major road and it most likely brouight the end of his life makes you feel like shit for making fun of him as a kid but what can you do
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That is a pretty sad story. If some one is mentally handicapped (not to be confused with mentally ill) it feels kinda bad to laugh at their misfortune. Now, if the Can Man was an able bodied person that could physically and mentally work productively and they got hit by a car for being a schmuck living off government cheese, well...pay back is hell....erego the title of this thread.
Vod, I can't even watch those bitches on Fear Factor anymore. It has ceased to be funny and is now nauseating. Know what I mean?
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We used to call my friend's brother the can man. Because one time when I was at her house, her brother and mom pulled into the driveway after grocery shopping. Her brother thought it would be a good time to bug us, and he start swinging the plastic grocery bag he was carrying as he talked.
All of a sudden the cans burst out of the bottom of the bag and are flung up high in the air, splattering all over the outside of the house. Canned soup everywhere. :D
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