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You've got total happiness on your shirt. |
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I dont like to drink during a movie unless Im at home, and then its water, always water. I hate getting up to pee in the middle of a movie, and when you're at the theater, forget about it.
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre |
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IM DIRECTING THIS F*CKING MOO-VAY! As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away . |
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it is so hard to get your vagina to pee straight into a cup. Sometimes the liquid strays or catches a hair or something and the next thing you know your anus is being rinsed off with urine.
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre |
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and I like penis! I know what you're thinking but its not like that, lets just trade sex organs for a while you never know, we might just learn something about ourselfs
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre |
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IM DIRECTING THIS F*CKING MOO-VAY! As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away . |
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see, girls have to perfect the squat you see. this one time I was wearing a robe and smoking a smoke outside in my back yard and I had to pee. well I wasn't wearing anything but the robe and I thought I could just spread my legs and pee straight down. it didn't work very well, it was warm and then it was cold. girls really have to kinda aim low and back/away and hope they don't piss a puddle at their feet.
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre |
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Thank Christ I have a dick.
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IM DIRECTING THIS F*CKING MOO-VAY! As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away . |
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