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I am from Columbia. i had a horrible childhood on the streets after being caught meeing around with my sister when i was 10.
i went to prison several times as a child, where i was beaten and raped. I eventually became a wanderer around central and south america, where i would kidnap and murder little girls. if my accounts are to be believed (and there is evidence to support it), i have killed over 300 little girls, making me the most prolific serial killer ever.
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Man... Right again. Gonna have to go for uber-obscure....
I'm fat and lazy. I work and support my stay at home wife and 3 kids (and dog) but just barely. I love beer. My daughter is a frequent victim of my shenangans, and i have a much closer relationship with my son. My father in law hates me.
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David Somethingorother, Aka Vodstok
Am I right?
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Nope. I dont have any kids. I cant believe no one has gotten this yet....
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I worked ina factory, but most recently i work on a fishing boat.
That should be a dead giveaway.
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Another hint, he isnt a real person.
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