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Here's on you can IMAGINE.
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I like that doll scene in "Deep Red"
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the exploding head in scanners was pretty cool
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my favorite death in a movie...was one that also took me totally by surprise...jennifer jason leigh getting pulled apart by the tractor trailer, in "the hitcher"......you rarely ever see a heroin killed off....especially one so cute, with 30 minutes left in the movie....
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the scene in zombie where the pretty wife gets pulled through the broken door and her eye gets impaled by a bit of wood.
and pretty much all the scenes in trauma with the head severing device.
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering. |
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killers in the woods
the girl in killers in the woods who is strangled while tied up to the tree. pictures on the web site at http://www.killersinthewoods.com
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Re: killers in the woods
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i dont often say this .. but in your case i'll make an exception FUCK OFF ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Favorite "Murder" eh?
I always liked leatherface smacking guy in the head with the hammer in TCM. Just a sick, wet "WHACK" and the guy is on the ground twitching..... Or when he sticks the girl on the meat hook.... Christ, when he bursts out of the door and grabs her... that really look slike some sick fuck attacking a woman.... I rather like that little weasel Ralph getting shot in the head in Red Dragon. "hey, Mr D!" Thap! Jim killing the corporal by jamming his thumbs into his eyes in 28 Days Later...... God i love that scene....
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Oh! The Barbed Wie in Suspiria [Not exactly Murder, close enough], aswell as the crazy double murder near the 1st of it.:D The guy who turned int Robocop [forget his name]....when he was murdered, that was great!! ANYTHING with the monster in Bone Snatcher. A few from Creepshow : Ted Danson's death in "Something to Tode you Over", aswell as Leslie Neilsons in that story, all the ones in "Father'sDay" or "The Crate", want murder, but Verril's suicide in "The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verril", and of course the crazy old coot in the last story Thats all Ive got for now
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Murphy getting blown away in robocop still pains me.... And if you have seen the extended version, it is quite a bit more gory (if you can believe that...)
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