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Old 01-13-2005, 09:15 AM
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Wow, maybe size really doesn't matter......:D
thats what i keep praying !
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Old 01-13-2005, 09:18 AM
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thats what i keep praying !
I gather there's a lot of shrinkage up there in the cold north.
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:23 AM
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That's not Ron Jeremy on the left, that's Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, an Al Qaeda terrorist and the main planner behind 9/11. That picture is from his capture in Pakistan in 2003.
I know it's not him on the left, he's on the right. lol




and you guys talking about midget sex, lol that remeinds me of that midget in Total Recall, the one that's wearing fishnets. rofl.
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:24 AM
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I gather there's a lot of shrinkage up there in the cold north.

well, thats one of my excuses :)
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:30 AM
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I saw this Peter North vid, titled No Hands Ejaculation, and there was this scene with a few girls and when he was about to shoot his load, he put his hands on his hips, the girls knelt down infront of him and he started shooting gallons of spunk all over the place whist shouting "yeah!! yeah!!....Yeah!".... I mean wtf, this guy must have freak ball volume or what.
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:54 AM
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I saw this Peter North vid, titled No Hands Ejaculation, and there was this scene with a few girls and when he was about to shoot his load, he put his hands on his hips, the girls knelt down infront of him and he started shooting gallons of spunk all over the place whist shouting "yeah!! yeah!!....Yeah!".... I mean wtf, this guy must have freak ball volume or what.

he's not human.

his nickname is BC .. for Beer Can.

I guess someone else had already taken FireHose.
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Old 01-13-2005, 11:17 AM
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I bet the camera crew have to wear rain jackets.
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Old 01-13-2005, 11:35 AM
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Aside from Total Recall, the midget (who's name is Debbie Lee Carrington) was also an ewok in Return of the Jedi....

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we the undersigned realize that a woman is a complete being - not a group of individual parts.
We enjoy every aspects of the women and respect them as people. Any mention of specific bodyparts does not diminish this fact.

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Old 01-13-2005, 07:02 PM
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actually i do ..

I have the DVD of Ron Jeremy : Porn Star..
a bio made a few years ago ..

kind of sad really ... he would have loved to be legit .. he seems like a lonely guy.
I seen that movie on Showtime and I thought the same thing. He's a really nice guy.
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:28 PM
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would hafto agree with amk

doesnt matter how long the schlong, if hes ugly.. ITS JUST WRONG!!

and in his case, butt ass ugly!!
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