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i could live on salads, pasta, and cookies. i also love english toffee. i trat myself with that once in a while.
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I dont have any quirks about eating really but I have a funny story.
I was getting my taxes done at my accountants house, and I am sitting in his office and his wife is sitting in the living room in front of the TV and I am sitting in plain view of her and she knows that I can see her. She is eating spagetti and slurping the pasta and the noodles are coming up and smacking sauce on her face. She isnt wiping it off either. Then to top it off after she was done she started licking the plate, right there in fornt of a total stranger. It was all I could do form laughing my ass off.
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That is retarded! I mean, I have some odd habits...but no piggish ones. That's just not right! lol.
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i won't eat spaghetti in front of anyone but my husband and kids. it's too messy. and oh yeah, i don't eat messy foods...no barb que sauce or wings.
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