Blow job etiquette

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Arioch
My babie absolutely LOVES to do it....to the point sometimes i cant take it....she is the OPPOSITE of your position on the subject, she deepthroats, swallows and LOVES when i push her head down and pull her hair....HARD.....*shrug*

I cant explain it, as most women are right on with what you have said there....

But she is one in a million i guess....im a lucky man....

EDIT: on and BTW, why would you do something you dont like? I love to go down on her and vice versa....if it becomes a chore and something you hate aren't you defeating the purpose....

I dare say if you have to rant online about your forplay and sexlife....your obviously not doing something right...

This isn't my list, it's A list i found and thought it was funny, wow. lol

[Arioch]

This isn't my list, it's A list i found and thought it was funny, wow. lol

Oh ha, my mistake....

*redirects post in a hypothetical direction*

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Arioch
Oh ha, my mistake....

*redirects post in a hypothetical direction*

Yeah trust me. I'm all about the hair pulling and getting it on my face, but let's not go there. I just thought...well nevermind lol I'm glad you're having good oral relations let's put it that way.

[Hate_Breeder]

Im gone for 5 hours and there is a whole thread dedicated to blowjobs......tsk tsk!

[ShankS]

Originally posted by The STE
The STE's rules:


5) Don't do ass to mouth. It's just gross.

haha shitty breath! ..then give her a big wet kiss with tongues.

[Vodstok]

true story related to me by a freind while getting hammered at mardi gras in 2000.

"My freind went out on a date with this woman that we all thought was a complete slut. W ehad NO idea how much. the went out for drinks, and never even made it to dinner before she wanted to go back to his place.

Now keep in mind, he was bragging the whole time here.

He says they got to his place, and she was immediatley all over him. they had some missionary for a little while, then she nearly begged him to do her in the ass. He obliged.

after some time in her butt, she asked him to pull out, and she proceded to give him "great" head. No he didnt take a shower first. She even let him finish in her mouth.

At this point, we started getting a little sick, thinking about what was coming next.

She wanted to kiss him. "You didnt do it, did you?" I asked. He got real quiet...


"Well, yes, i did...."


We all laughed and gagged......

Of course, not to be outdone, the cop we roomed with that week related a little tale about how a freinfd of his on the force puked and decided to be a desk-cop when, during a bust, he kicked the door in on a gay man being fisted in the bathroom.

That being said, i am in arioch's boat in having a woman who gives mind-blowing "helmet" (sorry, saw spaceballs this weekend)

[FairyKorpes]

The best to be is as simple as 2 words, cum pig.:rolleyes:

[urgeok]

quite often entheusiasm makes up for skill :)
especially when said performer looks up at you for approval ..

KA-BOOM ! :)

[Vodstok]

Ever see the SNL with Jennifer Love Hewitt? they had a gameshow for producers, and to signal the new round at one point you hear "look me in the eye when you do that... (exclamation of pleasure).. Get out..."

"That was the sound of a prioducer being pleasured by a hooker, and that signals the end of this round!"

I almost peed i laughed so hard the first time i heard that....

[urgeok]

i havent seen
SNL since John Beluchi was on it !