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I had my appendix out about 40 years ago.
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I got a really nasty abrasion skidding on a rug once.....:)
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I like that!!
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I smaked my chin on the bottom of a swiming pool after diving in, and fractured my wrist twice.... Doc said too much masdurbation is bad for your bones.
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i actually was doing a backstroke in a pool once when i lived ion germany (had to be 14 maybe?) and swam full speed, head-first into the side of the pool. i was concious, but limp. the lifeguard pulled me out by my arm since i was right there, but i was limp like a ragdoll. no swimming for me for an hour after that...
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Forgive me I'm in a Nasty mood!! :D
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I couldnt tell ;)
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