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Old 09-24-2004, 04:33 PM
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Douche nozzle makes me giggle.

Ha ha ha....


Im in french right? Our teacher was talking about showers.....such a great time!

For those of you less french-ly inclined, Shower in french is "Douche"

Ah, what fun
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The Oldest and Stongest Emotion of Man is Fear- H.P Lovecraft


Six bottles went down the drain
One hour's a waste of time
I'd ask if you feel the same
Still pushin that chance to try
Your breath in this cool room chill
Long hair that blows side to side
You speak and make time stand still
And each time you walk right on by
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Old 09-24-2004, 05:28 PM
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made these up back in 5th grade with my neighbors who were in like 3rd

penis brittle

butt snout

and when you go 'guess what?' 'chicken butt'.. we'd go 'guess when' 'chicken hen'

WHEEL OF _______________

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Old 09-24-2004, 07:07 PM
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Cockhamper
Cuntlapper
Vagina
Nards
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You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
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Old 09-24-2004, 07:13 PM
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ass cucker turd burgular dingle berrie
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Old 09-24-2004, 08:02 PM
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I did not have sex with that woman.

Butt weasel

Assclown

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Shuv it-Teresa Heinz Kerry

Asshead

The republicans only give tax cuts to the top 1 percent of americans-funny I didnt know I was in the top 1 percent
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Old 09-24-2004, 08:34 PM
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Yeah, Assclown is a good one. I've always been partial to Asswipe, F*ckstick and F*ckmouth.....you know,when somebody is bad mouthing you behind your back.They are f*ckmouthing you.
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Old 09-24-2004, 08:36 PM
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I've always loved AssHat, as opposed to Assclown or Asshead.
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Old 09-25-2004, 12:20 AM
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Quote:
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Cockhamper
Cuntlapper

that is awesome


never heard those before!!!!HAHAHA!!!!
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AREA: infinite.
The Hitchickers guide to the galaxy provides this definition of the word infinite.
Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow thats big," time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really quite titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept were trying to get across here.

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It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things in from.

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Old 09-25-2004, 05:50 AM
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Whats in the suit case you Fuck Nut Cocksucker?
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Old 09-25-2004, 05:52 AM
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Also any time you put the words penis and loaf together.....

I think Penis Loaf is funny!
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