Fuckin Son Of A Bitches!

[cheebacheeba]

Or, leave the door open, and allow him to come in when YOU give him permission under your terms, you know, make it a trust thing between brothers.
If he comes in at a time other than that which you specify, simply break one item from his room, one item for every time he does this. No exceptions. Do it to something of particular value to the kid the first time around, just to prove you're serious.
Just make sure you threaten him with ample violence if he's thinking about talking to the parents. If necessary, hit him across the ankles with a leather belt.
Hopefully, he won't ever outgrow you.

Don't thank me, glad to be of service.

[Malicious_Mirth]

cheeba never fails to surprise me HAHAHAH



but i mean shit that sounds horrible.....i woudl definetly take some kind of drastic measures with this kid and his friend........i would be soooo pissed if that hapened to me...........cant say that i would resort to the leather on ankles measure but i would definetly kick his ass one good time and put the fear of the lord in him!!!!

[cheebacheeba]

Well, the braeking stuff SHOULD be enough, you just gotta take extra measures to stop parental interception.

[bwind22]

You know how there's the old punishment for when you catch a kid smoking? You make him smoke a whole pack at once and he'll never go near them again...

Well, let's try to apply that here... Make him look at a bunch of porno until he gets sick of it. If he doesn't seem to be getting sick of it, move on to slightly more disgusting stuff. (Old lady porn, barnyard fun, pregnant porn, etc...) If that still isn't doing the trick, make him watch gay porn or STD informative videos.

That is the guranteed way to solve this problem.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by bwind22
You know how there's the old punishment for when you catch a kid smoking? You make him smoke a whole pack at once and he'll never go near them again...

Well, let's try to apply that here... Make him look at a bunch of porno until he gets sick of it. If he doesn't seem to be getting sick of it, move on to slightly more disgusting stuff. (Old lady porn, barnyard fun, pregnant porn, etc...) If that still isn't doing the trick, make him watch gay porn or STD informative videos.

That is the guranteed way to solve this problem.

what if he likes the last one?

[bwind22]

STD videos? Who likes those? I saw one in health class once that looked like a lady had a head of cauliflower growing out of her cooter because she failed to get her genital mwarts treated.

I think being forced to watch that for hours on end, would turn anyone off from sex altogether.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by bwind22
STD videos? Who likes those? I saw one in health class once that looked like a lady had a head of cauliflower growing out of her cooter because she failed to get her genital mwarts treated.

I think being forced to watch that for hours on end, would turn anyone off from sex altogether.

i saw a funny one in school last year people were talkin and they ept looin at the camera for lines

[Je Suis Phnomne]

If you wait til he is in the shower and zap him one time on the ass cheek with a stun gun, he will be a LOT more receptive to threats *grinz*

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by bwind22
You know how there's the old punishment for when you catch a kid smoking? You make him smoke a whole pack at once and he'll never go near them again...

Well, let's try to apply that here... Make him look at a bunch of porno until he gets sick of it. If he doesn't seem to be getting sick of it, move on to slightly more disgusting stuff. (Old lady porn, barnyard fun, pregnant porn, etc...) If that still isn't doing the trick, make him watch gay porn or STD informative videos.

That is the guranteed way to solve this problem.

You are nasty bwind!

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
If you wait til he is in the shower and zap him one time on the ass cheek with a stun gun, he will be a LOT more receptive to threats *grinz*

What is your major malfunction num nuts?!