11-15-2004, 05:33 PM
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My fucking sunblock blows
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Dallas, Tx - Where EVERYTHING is bigger!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
resident Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: "Our largest
condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried. "My people's
favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"
"Bill, the Canadian people would be happy to do anything within their power
to help you," replied the Prime Minister.
"I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000
condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Chretien.
Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Clinton.
"Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4"
in diameter?" said Clinton.
"No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up
and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make
1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to America."
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red, white & blue in color; at least
10" long and 4" in diameter."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the Prime Minister, "and print 'MADE IN CANADA; MEDIUM SIZE'
on each one."
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